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[–] [email protected] 164 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Why can't you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish."

[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, why don't you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I'll be gone and you'll be powerless to help? So selfish

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Fake news promised FEMA camps staffed by Obama death panels if ACA ever passed...

WE GOT THE ACA... BRING THE FUCKING CAMPS FEDS!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they're the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

You know what's fucked?

Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that's totally fine.

But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.

What's that all about?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, we don't get off through stimulating our ovaries for one lmao

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Maybe you don't.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

What the hell did I just read?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's not how testicles work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (6 children)

It's not how ovaries work either. Where's the comment about that?

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I don't know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

It's a lot of words to say "I'm a selfish asshole."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I'm okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we're dealing with.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are places you can design your bumper sticker. And if you have a good enough printer you can print them yourself

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sticker companies will sell blue lives matter and ACAB merch.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well your generation made housing unobtainable.. Play a stupid game win a stupid prize

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And healthcare is exorbitantly expensive.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (14 children)

I guess saying it’s in my selfish son’s ballsack wouldn’t have the same effect.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Obviously this person was too selfish to have enough children to produce grandchildren.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My selfish daughter won't go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be "gran-gran." The bitch. /s

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

there are quite a few people who seem to want to be mothers more than they want to actually have kids.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Some of our programming is hard to resist. If it wasn't, there would be a lot less of us around!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Best compliment I've had all day!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These boomers are lucky we are civilized enough to NOT take the matter into our own hands to save social security and permit proper economic distrbution of resource so normal couple can have kids.

Truly fucking clueless.

Regime bootlickers won't acknowledge that many people are NOT having kids due to failed social policy their beloved owners and their regimes whores got going for us.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Yes it's my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn't be me at all

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

That is so gross

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

please stop being selfish and suffer 360 days of the year so that I can play with my grandchildren the remaining 5 days

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Y'all reacting to this with no context or anything.

I'm sure most of us know someone who would 100% give a sticker like this jokingly to their parent, and the parent thinking it'd be a laugh to slap on the car.

I sure as hell do.

So for all y'all know, this is a joke that you arent in on and getting pissed over.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Dude I'd love to have kids but I'm fuckin broke with no career. The selfish thing for me to do is have kids anyway and leave them with my parents.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Jesus, this is insane.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Then just make a new kid yourself, mister/missus, and show you daughter how it's done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, yeah. These are the kind of people whose skeletons should be found on the couch in front of a still running television by whoever shows up to evict them for failure to pay taxes because they didn't have anyone in their lives willing and able to put them in a home.

Bedsore Meadows is the luxurious death option.

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