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[-] [email protected] 75 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

From reading the penny arcade blog about it and watching the trailer, it seems to be an arthouse movie that just happens to be made by the most famous people on earth. You might love it or hate it but most people just won't get it either way

[-] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 89 points 9 months ago

Damn, cinema tickets have really gone up in cost

[-] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

To be fair, that includes a large popcorn.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Ticket is 50 cents without the popcorn

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

At that price I’m definitely sneaking in my own drink and snacks.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

OP lives in Zimbabwe and built their own top-end basement home theater in preparation for the movie.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

Sounds to me like some self indulgent, pompous, crap but that's just me.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I agree, it was shallow and pedantic.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago

It’s wild this mf made an Atlas Shrugged-ass movie while everyone out here is living like Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle.

Read the room, guy

Nice theater tho!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago

I have to ask. What about this movie is so bad

I haven't seen it, I hadn't even heard of it until yesterday. But you don't get a flop THIS epic without some Morbius tier blunders

[-] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I haven't seen it and, although I know it gets panned a lot for various reasons, I highly recommend at least reading the snippets of reviews of the film by critics to get an idea. Even a lot of the so-called positive films are basically 'this movie clearly sucks, but I liked it anyway.'

Basically, it's a very expensive, pretty, and totally incoherent mess of a film that a few people feel is profound but most people think is a colossal piece of shit.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/megalopolis/reviews

Also, some theaters have a lady stand in front of the screen and lip synch to a specific scene and then leave for some reason. Don't ask me to explain that.

Edit: also, that link provides you with gems like this one from Richard Roeper-

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

it's a very expensive, pretty, and totally incoherent mess of a film that a few people feel is profound but most people think is a colossal piece of shit.

It sounds like what people should have thought about Inception, but everyone instead apparently fucking loved that movie.

All the hate given toward Megalopolis makes me want to see it. Before that, I wasn't interested just based on the poster.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I eventually want to see Megalopolis too.

I like watching art house movies and then figuring out what I don't like about it. Even the ones everyone loves. Magnolia was one people loved and I just didn't get.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, well the thing is for me a lot of those types of movies are great but some are absolute trash. And then there are some that I have a lot of mixed feelings about. I don't really get most David Lynch movies for example, but I've rarely felt like watching them were a waste of time because at least you'll see something interesting. Then there's total bizarre experience films. I have no fucking clue what Holy Mountain was, but I was fascinated by it.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I like watching art house movies and then figuring out what I don’t like about it.

Have you seen Aimy in a Cage? It's a great example of that. It's an art house film that does many things right, but unfortunately "something" wrong (I think related to editing or cinematography) so it's not very good.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Okay, but just so you know, it's 2 hours and 18 minutes long.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah, depends on the film if that's long or not. Lawrence of Arabia is one of my favorite movies. It is 3:45 long, and I'm glad they didn't cut it shorter.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Maybe they megaloped around?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

The best part of Megalopolis was when he said "It's megalopolin' time!" and megaloped all over those guys.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Nah it’s just an expensive passion project art movie. It was never going to make money, it was Francis Ford Coppola finishing his last project that’s he’s been working on. I quite enjoyed it, despite there being obvious flaws, and many things that would make your average viewer not really care.

It can be a bit dated in references but generally they all land. There isn’t really a single unifying message which is what I would say is the biggest problem. It’s more interested in asking questions and posing that against our current real world than actually trying to answer them.

Apart from that the performances are generally all good, and while the characters feel like archetypes as opposed to clearly defined people, it works, for me at least.

It’s also just really weird. There’s dream sequences but seemingly they aren’t, just a perspective shift of what’s actually happening.

Overall I’d much rather watch Megalopolis than whatever Disney Corporate Movie Product comes out next. I’d prefer misses the mark but tries for something different and interesting, over cookie cutter formulaic plot beats and generic quippy characters.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but then you have to watch Megalopolis.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Maybe your AC is out and you need a nap?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Maybe you are a career politician and need to wank off someone and vape without getting in the news about it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Or a politician looking for a lot of vacant upholstery to vilolate?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

This is how my wife uses The Carousel of Progress when we go to Disney World.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

My favorite part is when the main character shouts "its megalopolin time" and then he megalopped all over the place

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mine too, but after that it was pretty slow

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Ya but i heard there’s an Amy Plaza face sitting scene. Seems like this years movie of the year to me.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I've seen it and that's the high point of the film.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

perfect place to fuck in a theatre

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

When I heard about this movie I thought is was a live action movie adaptation of the anime classic Doomed Megalopolis.

Turns out is was a doomed Megalopolis of a different sort.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

More like Megaflopolis

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