This visualization makes it look like the tiny morphine hamburger is equivalent in dosage to the twin cheese towers, and therefore more potent.
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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I could see that
Imagine big borgor
imagine eating a burger gets you high, now imagine eating a really big burger... you see where i'm going with this right?
Now imagine opiates.
Entire class:
OHHHHHHH
Carfentanil:
on the left we have the patriot size. on the right? that's what they line up for in the soviet union. pick your side wisely commies. do you want borgor and freedom or do you want "means of production" and "healthcare"?
If you give me the right I will.work my way back up.to the left.
chat is this real???
It's from a medical textbook
you're fucking kidding me what book?
No idea. Got it from a things from textbooks that look like shitposts page
incredible. one for the ages.
Dialudid/hydromorphone (Dilaudid is a brand name) is indeed stronger in terms of Morphine Milligram Equivalents, one of the reasons is cause it crosses the blood brain barrier readily so it also works faster. They're really similar molecules, there's only a difference in like one hydroxyl group but that's enough, some people who are allergic to morphine can have hydromorphone without any issues.
And yes the comparison using burgers is ridiculous but I bet it's effective in communicating it's strength to your standard American lol
Oh its totally correct and also from a medical text
oh i know the comparison is accurate as i was a severe pillhead 15 years ago (couldn't tell the difference between it and oxy and i preferred straight morphine anyway)
i meant is this an actual fucking graphic existing somewhere in some doctors office in 'flyover country'? cuz if so it's legendary and needs to be preserved in the library of congress as an important cultural work
Where I got it from usually finds stuff in the wild. So I'd say yes
crosses the blood brain barrier readily so it works faster
Huh. That explains my allergy to it. Dilaudid made me trip balls (along with several other pain killers) so I ended up on morphine because of that. Oddly my sister is allergic to morphine but can have everything else.
MAAAAAAAAN Get me some of that Dildodimdougdimmadome (burger) in my veins ringht now bitch
Explaining ferrocene to american student be like
Did Dilau did Dilaudid or did Dilaudid did Dilau?
If Dilaudid was a burger!
Gonna replace "if wishes were horses" with this from now on.