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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, who said we had one of the most complex and durable skeletal systems in nature?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Complex? Possibly. Durable? Hell no.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it's not durable AT ALL!!! It's super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they'll give you their bank account details!

And if they don't know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they'll just have to get tickled.....all......night.....long!

Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, getting robbed is my fetish

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I mean......that just sounds like a win/win. You get to give me your money, and I get some money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hi are you doing anything later you probably don't want my bank account but I can bring some material to blackmail me with or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This just sounds like a fun night, tbh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Here, lets test these straps on you.....lay on the bed.

No reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I don't want to ruin your fun but some of us have feet that aren't ticklish in the slightest.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I had to reread this twice before I realised you mean with the rear brake and not the dumbass method of putting your foot to the ground to brake.

[–] Vuraniute 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think the lower number is rougher, so like .5 grit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yea 1000 grit would be pretty smooth

[–] Vuraniute 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I understood what he was talking about instantly... but only because I did the same thing with the brake when I was a kid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Razer the shin destroyer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I fell off a scooter and broke my arm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I hurt my back just reading this comment section.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can someone eli5? Are people out there running over their own feet on razor scooters? Its difficult for me to imagine how that might be a common issue.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you lift it by the handlebars the platform is free to swivel around, the platform can swing unexpectedly fast, it prefers to be inside your ankle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It only happened to me once before I learned 2 things 1 to never do it again and 2 fuck scooters I don't want to try and use them anymore.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s more getting chopped in the ankles than running over feet ime (still shouldn’t be common, but kids are dumb)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I assumed it was from falling off the scooter.....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope my foot bones don't look like that. Gross.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Actually that reminds me that I scraped a flap of skin off my toe as a kid when I tried riding a scooter in sandals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The Lego brick would win.

Ouch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

laughs in bicycle