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[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I am a petite Russian elf and resent the implication that you'll slay my orcish bussy

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

volcel-judge YOU ARE ON THIN ICE ELF

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love that this post was pinned and then the user who made it immediately banned. Hilarious bit. We love our mods don't we folks

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Banned for not reading a different book.

1984

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago (15 children)

I had to Google lens this to figure out who she is. Proving I am the least lib here.

party-cat

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can I please get the actual answer? I don't know what a Google lens is and I don't wanna know

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Asshole teacher from a biggoted children's book, that was written by a terf.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

Mfw OrcSlayer666's askchapo post got removed:

1984

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

Just read another book, for the love of God. It's amazing how rich and intricate the world can be when you expand your worldview beyond a children's fairytale written by a dead-eyed neoliberal terf.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Orcs are cool and good. Russian people are cool and good. Fuck anglos who try and dehumanize Russians on some nazi shit.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Most ebil character in the history of world literature epic 💯💯💯 got chills from this

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Maybe this is the mod of Hexbear?stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So we pretending to be lemmy libs fresh off the applecart now?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I saw this post hours ago and thought it was a bit. OP was serious?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm still not convinced its not a bit. "OrcSlayer"? Harry Potter? Very generic liberal post about how communism is bad?

smells like a hexbear in disguise

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

It's some premium top shelf bait

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lmao, just read their other post. Great bit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

context for those of us who don't know?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They consider themselves a leftist and vote for democrats. But because democrats have become so extreme recently, they voted republican "to bring the balance back to the middle". Then asked "how can you support leftist extremists".

I'm 99% sure it was a bit. Maybe 0.99% chance it was bait. Then 0.01% chance it was a question in good faith.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was one reply in particular that sealed it as a bit for me. When asked to watch a short Second Thought video:

You can't expect to win people over with boring videos. You need to be practical.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lmao I was reading the thread this morning with my coffee and thought it was great. Then some people starting answering seriously and I got confused and started to question everything.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

i answered both ways jokerfication

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Amazing bit lol

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They kept putting their hand over my mouth and telling me to shut the fuck up whenever I said something.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

I have no fucking clue who this is is it the latest marvel superhero or something?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Damn, you got them good.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wtf is going on someone catch me up

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I have depicted you as a Voldemort wojak and myself as Harry Potter, making me the victor

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminded me of this r/harrypotter post

Crazy new fan theory I honestly think is quite interesting. I’ve been reading this subreddit for a long time and not once have I seen anything like this. In Harry Potter Order of The Phoenix it is common knowledge that Dolores Umbridge becomes headmaster after Dumbledore’s army is ratted out. Right after assuming the position of headmaster, it cuts to a transition scene where Umbridge makes an announcement stating that boys and girls must remain at least 8 inches apart at all times. Contradictory to this decree, at 1 hour and 28 minutes, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are walking together on the bridge outside of Hogwarts. In this scene Ron and Hermione are walking in close proximity to one another, CLEARLY less than 8 inches away from each other. After seeing this, one can reasonably hypothesize Hermione is transgender, as this is the only reason she could be within 8 inches of Ron. Just some food for thought! Let me know what you guys think and if you think it’s a possibility!

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