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[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 94 points 2 years ago

I am a petite Russian elf and resent the implication that you'll slay my orcish bussy

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

volcel-judge YOU ARE ON THIN ICE ELF

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago

I love that this post was pinned and then the user who made it immediately banned. Hilarious bit. We love our mods don't we folks

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

Banned for not reading a different book.

1984

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago

I had to Google lens this to figure out who she is. Proving I am the least lib here.

party-cat

[-] SootyChimney@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Can I please get the actual answer? I don't know what a Google lens is and I don't wanna know

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Asshole teacher from a biggoted children's book, that was written by a terf.

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[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

Mfw OrcSlayer666's askchapo post got removed:

1984

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Just read another book, for the love of God. It's amazing how rich and intricate the world can be when you expand your worldview beyond a children's fairytale written by a dead-eyed neoliberal terf.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Orcs are cool and good. Russian people are cool and good. Fuck anglos who try and dehumanize Russians on some nazi shit.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

Most ebil character in the history of world literature epic 💯💯💯 got chills from this

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Maybe this is the mod of Hexbear?stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

So we pretending to be lemmy libs fresh off the applecart now?

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[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 2 years ago

I saw this post hours ago and thought it was a bit. OP was serious?

[-] macabrett@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

I'm still not convinced its not a bit. "OrcSlayer"? Harry Potter? Very generic liberal post about how communism is bad?

smells like a hexbear in disguise

[-] facow@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

It's some premium top shelf bait

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[-] charlie@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

Lmao, just read their other post. Great bit.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

context for those of us who don't know?

[-] Fibby@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago

They consider themselves a leftist and vote for democrats. But because democrats have become so extreme recently, they voted republican "to bring the balance back to the middle". Then asked "how can you support leftist extremists".

I'm 99% sure it was a bit. Maybe 0.99% chance it was bait. Then 0.01% chance it was a question in good faith.

[-] charlie@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

There was one reply in particular that sealed it as a bit for me. When asked to watch a short Second Thought video:

You can't expect to win people over with boring videos. You need to be practical.

[-] Fibby@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

Lmao I was reading the thread this morning with my coffee and thought it was great. Then some people starting answering seriously and I got confused and started to question everything.

[-] blight@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

i answered both ways jokerfication

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[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Amazing bit lol

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[-] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

They kept putting their hand over my mouth and telling me to shut the fuck up whenever I said something.

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[-] replaceable@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago
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[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

I have no fucking clue who this is is it the latest marvel superhero or something?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Damn, you got them good.

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago
[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Wtf is going on someone catch me up

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[-] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Reminded me of this r/harrypotter post

Crazy new fan theory I honestly think is quite interesting. I’ve been reading this subreddit for a long time and not once have I seen anything like this. In Harry Potter Order of The Phoenix it is common knowledge that Dolores Umbridge becomes headmaster after Dumbledore’s army is ratted out. Right after assuming the position of headmaster, it cuts to a transition scene where Umbridge makes an announcement stating that boys and girls must remain at least 8 inches apart at all times. Contradictory to this decree, at 1 hour and 28 minutes, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are walking together on the bridge outside of Hogwarts. In this scene Ron and Hermione are walking in close proximity to one another, CLEARLY less than 8 inches away from each other. After seeing this, one can reasonably hypothesize Hermione is transgender, as this is the only reason she could be within 8 inches of Ron. Just some food for thought! Let me know what you guys think and if you think it’s a possibility!

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