That's an Obvious Plant™
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
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Damn, I didn't even notice the logo.
The only content I miss from the Bad Place.
What did the camel do to deserve this?
Pushed cigarettes on kids
Damnit Joe
So… public shopping post Covid? So many people act “feral” now.
I wish this amalgamation of various shoppers was pure fiction and not almost the norm now.
What do you mean my snarling uncontrolled dog can’t urinate in the cart at the checkout line? And where’s that cashier? Why do I have to wait? Don’t they know I have to get back before Olsteen’s special service comes on? These kids are so lazy… why doesn’t anybody do their jobs anymore!?!
Olsteen
Houston native spotted. I'm so sorry.
But this behaviour isn't really new - I used to work at the Whole Foods on Kirby, which caught fire back in.. god, 2012 or so? And someone drove up WHILE THE FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING, was informed that the store was closed, and legitimately responded, "But where am I gonna get my coconut water?"
They may be more mask-off about it now, but it's always been a thing.
Feral but leashed. And the leashes came off I guess.
Ok. But how's the wifi?
Welcome to Night Vale vibes
And the camel?
My the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits?
But the camel has done nothing wrong!
I can fix the night orcs
12 items is express..?
The number of items in an express lane is never the same from store to store.
I remember once finding a store that had a 20-item express lane, and next to it a 10-item express lane!. The Limited Express lane!
Walmart is 15 or less.
My store is up to 16 items.