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[-] [email protected] 93 points 2 years ago

He was literally the one in power when Roe was overturned. It's like the US gives you two fantasy lands to live in and you're treated like the problem when you point out reality.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

true, the worst crime in this country is breaking kayfabe

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

He's going to bring back what he allowed to be taken away? It's not like he's going to get more powerful the older he gets.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Just because he was in power when Roe got overturned and has for almost all his life been against abortion except in the most extreme of cases, that doesn't mean he won't re-institute it

[-] [email protected] 89 points 2 years ago

You're bringing Roe back next term, Joe?

Why not do it this term? Why are you holding women's bodies hostage for your election?

[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because the president can’t actually do anything sweatie, why don’t you retake civics 101? Don’t you remember Biden’s famous 2020 campaign slogan: “I can’t do anything [except arm Ukrainian Nazis, attempt to start WW3 with Russia and China, sign oil drilling permits during climate apocalypse, undo all covid protections (except for the ones which protect me), and shrug as the right undoes Roe and Affirmative Action and god knows what else].”

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

The powers of the US president are whatever that president feels like they are.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for the presidency to be based entirely on vibes…

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

The presidency has always been just vibes

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

US politics is like a TV show where anything progressive gets undone by the end of every episode.

porky-happy Oh no the proles might just win this time, just kidding.

biden-point Nothing will fundamentally change.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

vote Vote you useless pieces of shit. Vote hard. Vote harder than you ever did in your entire life. Vote like how edgers cum.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Standing in the voting booth for six hours filling out the ballot but never actually voting.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Wait, there's a debate already? No this is too soon. This is like Christmas shit showing up in a store in september

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

There's a "debate" between 8 people who are polling at 15% combined.

It's as relevant as if you asked the dining room of a random restaurant what they would do if they were president.

There might be some entertainment in watching people refuse to criticize the person they're campaigning against but I'm not wasting hours of my life to watch republicans be hypocrites.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

Wait, it's WITHOUT TRUMP!? OMG. God damn he literally cannot lose.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Yea Trump I think is doing an interview with tucker at the same time and then turning himself in tomorrow to su k the wind out of any news from the debate lmao.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

What if he just doesn't turn himself in? Possibly an even bigger story as everyone freaks out about norms.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am praying to God on the 0.0000001% chance that he defects to North Korea at the last minute

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

boring: Trump running from prison

funny: Trump running from the Ryugyong Hotel

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

kim-drip supports the amerikkka government in exile

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I'll have an OJ Simpson style police chase please.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I'm 💯% convinced that every opposition candidate to trump including meatboy is a stooge to make him look better

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

love our vibes-based political economy. vibearchy. vibeocracy.

I don't support the vibelicans, the vibeocrats are much more to my liking.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

joe means it. unfortunately, he misspoke. what joe means is he's bringing "sears roebuck"

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Reminder that Sleepy Joe is a self-described "devout catholic"

Now remind me how catholics feel about abortion

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Folks, the papist menace

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The overwhelming majority of lay catholics are pro-choice.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

that sub always gave me strong astroturfed vibes

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

the entire website is astroturfed

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Memes were a mistake. Libs can claim that memes are just as good as legislation.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

hes paying fox news to anger their base and come out against them? very special

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Undermining Fox News by paying them shitloads of money to display ads that will win them exactly 0 votes. Bidenomics, baby.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

So, the plan is to hand FOX News a bunch of Democrat donor dollars in order to stir up anti-abortion sentiment among the Republican base, because... ???

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

No you fucking won't, Joe.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

No for real this time you gotta vote for em bro, seriously I know they've said this for every electiin for 2 decades and they didn't do anything multiple times when they had the opportunity and then it got repealed on their watch after they said you have to vote for them so it won't go away but I swear to God bro for real this time bro just vote for them one more time for sure.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Biden is really good at trolling tho

as in trolling people with student loan forgiveness

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