Don’t be fooled. If Trump gets elected, she’s getting a cabinet position and all GOP lackeys will fall in line. We have seen this movie in 2017. Mark my words.

At least Stormy got paid.

She can't believe this is her reward for slurping.

Just keep talking.

and tell us what you really think of Melania, JD Vance, and DeSantis!

Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he "didn't control Laura," dubbing her a "free spirit."

I’m pretty sure this is code for “she gave me a handie”

Look, an ouroborus!

“Not a single Republican is happy with the GOP. They have done nothing over the last 4 years if we are being honest.”

This shit is hilarious, watching the GOP eat itself alive is fantastic

Tell us about your affair!

after reportedly being banned from traveling with former President Donald Trump.

It's finally happened! Oh glorious day!

Laura Loomer can go pout in a corner for all I care.

“conspiratorial politicians”

Can we just stand still for a second with how normalized Absurdity is?

Trump got that post nut clarity and realized he slept with Billy the puppet from saw lolol

Good. The more chaos around Trump, the better. Maybe she will publish some juicy bits about the real Trump. There is no worse enemy than a pissed-of ex.

She and Trump used each other.

You can see the leopard tooth-marks on her skull.

She fed the beasts from her own flesh.

Loony Laura on her shenanigans again. It takes a special kind of crazy to get blacklisted by Trump when you're actively sucking his dick.

Quick turn around on that dine and dash. Is this Scaramucci levels of bus-throwing?

This is a facade meant to comfort republicans one way or the other to ultimately vote for trump.

WHAT DOES THE REPUBLICAN PARTY DO FOR ME??!?!

Nothing, isn't that like... their whole thing?

The left: We don't stand a chance with all our petty infighting

The right:

god i am so fucking happy right now.

My happiness cannot be described.

The leopards eating faces party is eating faces in the party of eating faces.

If he thought she was crazy why would he repeat her Facebook shitpost-level source claims about stuff, in a nationally televised debate he basically needed to win?

I am nursing the theory that the dude basically wants to lose.

Did she bang Trump?

Sarah Palin was somehow less obnoxious to see in the news.

I guess Melania went over the prenup with him again.