This is full on detachment from reality stuff, I feel like I'm looking at a chair that someone's insisting is a fish
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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there's a fish in the percolator!
Fellas, is it gay to like women with facial bones?
All women must look like a TES IV Oblivion npc with vamperism and gaunt insane cheekbones.
CHUBBY?????????
Weebs telling on themselves again, getting mad if a feeemale has a post-pubescent physique. 
In what way is she chubby lmao
Weeb and Epic 
overlap of creeps that get their ideas of feeemale proportions from cartoons with horny portrayals of childlike bodies.
These people need to be studied.
I still don't know what "dei" means and god willing i will never learn.
Technical: "Diversity, Equity, Inclusion".
In practice: it's often just a dogwhistle for the N word effectively.
So this is just them saying she has ‘black chin’ lmao? Insane levels of dumb phrenology
DEI also means trans people and the evil lgbts. like, i read this to mean she has a ""trans woman chin"" which was the exact same problem these freaks had with aphrodite in hades 2.
I can't read minds, but I'm like 80% certain, yes.
I wonder when this brain disease is gonna enter the foodie world. "Did you have to make this so DEI colored?"
I can't tell if that's ice cream or some kind of meat soufflé.
worse, its a fucking rock
with seaweeds and shit
but y tho 
Babe, you haven't touched your rock. Would you like me to cut it up for you?
You bring the jeweler's saw?
haute cuisine shit, they're all deranged, don't ask.
Anytime I feel bad for having no life, I remember people like this and I feel better. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people. Like they're always weird, but at least with some designs there are discernible differences that they can point at and cry about. I genuinely have no idea what this person is griping about here. What is a DEI chin? How is she in any way chubby? Has this person EVER seen ANY other human being? It's truly loathsome and sad.
Wonder if these are tourists or actual old fans of the franchise? Also on what planet is the right 'short and chubby'?
I think the way the rage bait industry works, the details don't matter. They just take a standard formula, add some currently relevant pictures and names, and it serves as a Pavlov style signal to the chuds to flood their systems with adrenaline and cortisol as they hatesturbate at each other.
Like Lara finally being gay on screen probably drew their attention like a guppy swimming past a snapping turtle and this is their nervous system activating reflexively.
I think they're tourists. They hate being called that, so I call them that more.
Incelion 12
I want all women to look like poorly drawn pornography, is that so wrong?
sounds like a shitty insult lmao
man stfu you got the DEI chin
This is advanced post-grad chud calipers. 
Both of them are too chubby for me.
stares longingly at Popeye's girlfriend Olive Oyl
: “Man, I want more high-quality graphics in games.”
: “Ok.”
: “Wait, Lara Croft blends in with the high graphics? I knew it, you’re an America-hating, reverse-racist COMMUNIST!”
Just play an anime game and shut the fuck up.
The POV of the gamer chud is like matrix code but instead of letters and numbers its all just monkey paws
i hope one of these days a game like this includes an "EPIC GAMER MODE (SERIOUS PLAYERS ONLY)" which is exactly the same game but they get the original lara model in all its pixelated, triangular glory.
okay but genuinely what is DEI chin?
My best guess is "doesn't look like a copy of a copy of a copy of a waifu cartoon." 
mewing
when hades 2 dropped everyone was freaking out about how Aphrodite must be trans because of her jawline, i assume its more of that. even when they do get the half naked skinny woman they say they want, they'll still invent shadows to jump at. its not about whats actually happening, its about how chuds want to feel (persecuted and righteously furious)
I swear to god, these gamer bros are just transvestigators in a very poor disguise.
Incomprehensible babbling
They live in a different realtiy than ours but somehow we are seeing their posts anyway.
dickheads posting from the shadow realm has gotta end! 
Because of woke lara Croft doesn't look polygon shaped anymore. Bring back non woke lara croft
Triangle tits or NOTHING
MANY people are saying it
Chuds getting into slapfights because the first picture is also revisionist (no pyramid titties)
To do the type of action shit she does she kinda has to be a bit bulky right? Probably more than she is here, but regardless that's still a sexy character, idk what these people are looking for
These are the people that won gamergate: Horny Disney adults.
DEI chin, wtf? She’s just as hot, what are they on at this point?
If they slow down and chill tf out, there goes all the Murdochbux.