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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

This is full on detachment from reality stuff, I feel like I'm looking at a chair that someone's insisting is a fish

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

there's a fish in the percolator!

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

Fellas, is it gay to like women with facial bones?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

All women must look like a TES IV Oblivion npc with vamperism and gaunt insane cheekbones.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

Weebs telling on themselves again, getting mad if a feeemale has a post-pubescent physique. libertarian-alert

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

In what way is she chubby lmao

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Weeb and Epic freeze-gamer overlap of creeps that get their ideas of feeemale proportions from cartoons with horny portrayals of childlike bodies. libertarian-alert

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

These people need to be studied.

I still don't know what "dei" means and god willing i will never learn.

[-] NewDark@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Technical: "Diversity, Equity, Inclusion".

In practice: it's often just a dogwhistle for the N word effectively.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So this is just them saying she has ‘black chin’ lmao? Insane levels of dumb phrenology

DEI also means trans people and the evil lgbts. like, i read this to mean she has a ""trans woman chin"" which was the exact same problem these freaks had with aphrodite in hades 2.

[-] NewDark@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I can't read minds, but I'm like 80% certain, yes.

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Anytime I feel bad for having no life, I remember people like this and I feel better. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people. Like they're always weird, but at least with some designs there are discernible differences that they can point at and cry about. I genuinely have no idea what this person is griping about here. What is a DEI chin? How is she in any way chubby? Has this person EVER seen ANY other human being? It's truly loathsome and sad.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I want all women to look like poorly drawn pornography, is that so wrong?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Wonder if these are tourists or actual old fans of the franchise? Also on what planet is the right 'short and chubby'?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

I think the way the rage bait industry works, the details don't matter. They just take a standard formula, add some currently relevant pictures and names, and it serves as a Pavlov style signal to the chuds to flood their systems with adrenaline and cortisol as they hatesturbate at each other.

Like Lara finally being gay on screen probably drew their attention like a guppy swimming past a snapping turtle and this is their nervous system activating reflexively.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I think they're tourists. They hate being called that, so I call them that more.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Incelion 12

[-] asante@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

sounds like a shitty insult lmao

man stfu you got the DEI chin

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

This is advanced post-grad chud calipers. pronouns

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Both of them are too chubby for me.

stares longingly at Popeye's girlfriend Olive Oyl

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

frothingfash: “Man, I want more high-quality graphics in games.”

porky-happy: “Ok.”

frothingfash: “Wait, Lara Croft blends in with the high graphics? I knew it, you’re an America-hating, reverse-racist COMMUNIST!”

Just play an anime game and shut the fuck up.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

The POV of the gamer chud is like matrix code but instead of letters and numbers its all just monkey paws

[-] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

i hope one of these days a game like this includes an "EPIC GAMER MODE (SERIOUS PLAYERS ONLY)" which is exactly the same game but they get the original lara model in all its pixelated, triangular glory.

[-] lapis@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

okay but genuinely what is DEI chin?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My best guess is "doesn't look like a copy of a copy of a copy of a waifu cartoon." miyazaki-pain

when hades 2 dropped everyone was freaking out about how Aphrodite must be trans because of her jawline, i assume its more of that. even when they do get the half naked skinny woman they say they want, they'll still invent shadows to jump at. its not about whats actually happening, its about how chuds want to feel (persecuted and righteously furious)

[-] lapis@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I swear to god, these gamer bros are just transvestigators in a very poor disguise.

[-] SleepySaf@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Incomprehensible babbling

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

They live in a different realtiy than ours but somehow we are seeing their posts anyway.

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

dickheads posting from the shadow realm has gotta end! should-have-been-me

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Because of woke lara Croft doesn't look polygon shaped anymore. Bring back non woke lara croft

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

MANY people are saying it

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Chuds getting into slapfights because the first picture is also revisionist (no pyramid titties)

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

To do the type of action shit she does she kinda has to be a bit bulky right? Probably more than she is here, but regardless that's still a sexy character, idk what these people are looking for

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

These are the people that won gamergate: Horny Disney adults.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

DEI chin, wtf? She’s just as hot, what are they on at this point?

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

If they slow down and chill tf out, there goes all the Murdochbux.

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