There's bound to be consequences to gooning, especially when it involves percussive blows to the head from pipe wrenches, baseball bats, and other improvised weapons during turf warfare against other crime bosses. And that's before getting into injuries suffered from fancy toys thrown by billionaires wearing costumes.

No fap and the whole new age mystical sex retention nonsense is a cancer on society.

Min-maxing masturbation

I've heard it turns you blind, makes your palms hairy and causes insanity and moral degradation

I think with anything sexual there's a tendency for many people to either overstate or understate the effects, and to some extent reverse cause and effect — that because of the taboo around sex that people can't think about sex with a cool head. Like I listen to HealthyGamer's concerns about gooning, and to me it doesn't really seem like there is much of anything fundamentally new or inherently bad about it, that the main problem with gooning is really just the context it exists within of this whole patriarchal masculinity in service of capitalism. Take that context away and all you're really left with in gooning is a specific way of getting yourself off, which might cause harm under certain conditions or when done in excess, but like, you can say the same about most things.

Goon jokes aside, there's this peculiar ch!n culture phenomenon where "nofap" cultists take the worst ideas of "nofap" and combine them with the worst aspects of ch!nlord porn fixations and brag about watching the most violent and cruel SV shit imaginable while holding off or sometimes outright denying themselves orgasms to "increase their power level" and that sounds like an especially fucked up kind of gooning that sounds like they're simmering their brains in serotonin while not even giving themselves the courtesy of flushing it away so they're basically deep-frying their brains with aggression and distorted and fantastical standards to get themselves off.

Dr Professor Lobster, Esq. PhD MD would cry crocodile tears of joy about that because he believes more aggression = gooder.

Awww fuck what the hell is “gooning”

Shit fuck this is another internet thing that I don’t get. I’m getting old, can’t deny it any longer

its probably fine

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

• yewtu.be
• inv.nadeko.net
• yt.artemislena.eu
• piped.video