this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
583 points (96.8% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26821 readers
3021 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If you went back and warned everyone about 9/11 the day before, you'd be locked up in gitmo for decades.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You could walk in there and pull the fire alarm

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have 8 years to prepare to mine Bitcoin.

Also I can start making a name for myself as a prophet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck that. Start mining. Don't say a fucking word to anyone. Don't go overboard on mining. Or if you do, use it/sell some of it early. The only reason bitcoin became popular is because people used it to buy stuff. If you start talking about how it's gonna be worth 80,000 in 10 years you run the risk that more people will hoard it and it won't be worth shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

How about I just open a pizza shop near where it all started and take Bitcoin?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The Profit.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Plot twist, you bring covid with you

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Incredibly probable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I need a writing prompt sub/community to get right on this one.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time travelling scientists warned us about climate change almost a century ago and here we are.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if it worked. What if like dr.stranges 1/14million chances. This is the least caustic one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

inhales sharply

Don't violate causality, don't violate causality

Don't tell them about the event

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes hi I'd like to buy a bus ticket to Cincinatti, also where can I find a bulletproof vest that will fit a gorilla?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just stop the dumbass kid from climbing over the railing. No vest needed.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop the dumbass mom from letting her toddler wander off by himself right next to a fucking gorilla enclosure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Stop the designers of the enclosure from not making it toddler proof.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We knew well enough that a pandemic was a realistic risk and had SARS-1 and MERS as warning shots but we're still not very well prepared at the outset of COVID.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably needed a better concept of a plan to replace it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Here you go, I knew I had one around here somewhere

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Realistically, what could a single person do to prevent either 9/11 or the Covid pandemic from happening? Not much.

Now, the assassination of a certain person who wasn't in politics the time might do some good...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It depends on how far back you go and who you contact about he incident and the evidence to solidify the claim. 9/11 could have been stopped relatively easily with a few days notice to national security. The air force could have shot both planes out of the sky. Just call the civilian deaths a tragic casalty of terrorism and use it to help fuel the war. The twin towers could have been shut down that day.

But you've gotta materialize right in front of the commander in chief, bring a mountain of carbon datable evidence like news papers and original classified docs, and hope that you don't get brained on the spot before you make your case.

As for covid, you probably can't stop it but maybe better warn and prepare world governments so they can get their population ready through subtle conditioning like trying to get wearing mask be a fashon trend or advertising bidets heavily as the new rich yuppie thing to show as a status symbol.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Scientists have been talking about a big pandemic for years before Covid. Nobody cared. If I ever get to time travel, I'll use it for personal gain. That's the only way something good'll come out of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lol when I read their comment I thought "Okay Biff Tannen"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bringing evidence from the future is cheating. They wouldn't believe you if you told them the truth but if you say you are a terrorist and placed a bomb in the world trade center, they might evacuate it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cheating? I didn't think there were rules covering time-based warfare. Damn. Wheres the fun if you can't cause some temporal paradoxes and get a few people stuck in Groundhog Day scenarios. Where's the freedom?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trump actually ran for president under a third party in 2000

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but it never went anywhere and by 2001 he wasn't in politics again.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Call in a bomb threat for the 4 planes to the FBI.

Hoard a warehouse full of toilet paper and profiteer from it.

I dont know what to do about Covid though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Hey pentagon have you thought of ... downing those planes?"

Op 1, it was the pentagon's plan all along. 9/11 happens anyway. You die.

Op 2, pentagon's official spits his coffee, you prevent 9/11 but after that... can you really be trusted? You die.

Op 3, pentagon's official laughs at you, 9/11 happens. You can't be trusted. You die.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Prevent 9/11 probably unrealistic, but you could pull the fire alarm prior to the attack and thereby save lifes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

With prior knowledge of the event and 2 weeks head start? You could do so much including the drastic actions that would result in less lives lost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you're going by the comic, you only have 1 day. 18 and a half years for Covid, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We had tin foil hat people back then too, people aren’t going to believe you

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Fewer*

But what could you do without throwing your life away? Basically you would have to hijack a plane to increase security. Regular appeals by a person claiming to be a time traveler... might not be taken seriously.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I always take time travelers seriously...

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Sell your Enron stocks immediately!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

There’s a game around time travel called Quantum Break that brings up this topic.

Someone brings detailed messages to their past self…and acknowledges, as a way of proving it, that September 11 is going to happen - but due to the way time works, no matter who they warn or what they say, no one will believe them and nothing will change.

I don’t even know if everyone read that bit of text lore ingame, but it was pretty emotional.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That's because she knows stopping the planes won't stop the towers coming down. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

ooo self drawn very nice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I am Iron Man

load more comments
view more: next ›