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Analysts say allowing autocracy to once again flourish in North America and in the ethnostates of sub-Scandinavian Europe could lead to yet another all-out Caucasian tribal conflict that would draw in the rest of the international community – a third world war.
Grade A posting 
the two frontrunners: former President Donald Trump, the candidate of the far-white Republican Party, widely thought to be the political wing of white-Christianist militias, and Kamala Harris, the current vice president, who led a palace coup two months ago that forced the ageing, unpopular incumbent, President Joe Biden, to abandon his quest for re-election.
Seriously, every sentence is a banger.
Reporting on the US as the US reports on others - delicious. 
Didn't know Al Jazeera was hiring posters from here to write op eds
If you’re waiting for your Soros/Putin/Xi cheques to clear and you have to pay rent or something it’s a great way to bridge the gap.
We haven't received Putin/Xi money yet so we have to settle for Qatar :(
when has aljazeera ever posted something funny lmao
What do you mean? This is entirely serious reporting. 
Hilarious response to the article on Xitter:
So your response to the debate is to try to belittle the United States? Pathetic. Kamala was calm and smart.
Trump was an angry old fool.
Everyone saw that.
What a banger of an article. I usually skim at least a little but I couldn’t stop reading this one.
Literally doesn’t miss to the last line!
Given the failure of the internationally recognised Biden regime to enact crucial electoral reforms to prevent a repeat of the 2020 fiasco, the UNGA may be the last chance for the world to help save the US from itself and put the long-suffering American people on a better path to peace and stability.