We would like to see the evidence

Drop the bread box and just gently squish the entire loaf before twisting and tucking to basically vacuum seal it. That's my GOAT

After licking every slice.

You put the bread in a bottle and you can just put the cap on it to keep it fresh. You can just pour it into your toaster after that!

Cut the top off of a 2 liter bottle and put the bread bag through the neck, spread it around the neck, then put on the bottle cap.

• cut the neck off a plastic bottle
• thread the end of the bag through
• fold the bag open around the bottle neck
• close the cap, trapping the bag between the bottle neck and the cap.

I’m sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.

You’ve never ended up with stale or moldy bread? I’m envious.

I bought bread box once but every time we used it the bread wouldn’t last 3 days. Can anyone explain why that was?

Just like my balls.

idk why anyone would choose anything but chaotic neutral

unless you own a breadbox

That's actually false. Bread is one of the few items that turn bad quicker in the fridge than on the counter. https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/shopping-storing/food/bread-storage

Freezer is my preference. Stays good for very long and keeps the texture and freshness. Put it in toaster or microwave after if in a hurry, otherwise you can just put slices in the fridge so you have unfrozen ones for the breakfast.

I just never bake mine.

True lawful good. Bread box alone is chaotic evil disguised as lawful good.

Bread box doesn't preserve air retention or protect against anything smaller than a mouse (roaches, air borne nasties).

Its really just the best method no need for some stupid ass bottle cap. But it seals it just as well.