Given the right conditions, some plants can live indefinitely. Others die shortly after seeding.

Depends how you look at it. If you keep raising off-shoots from cuttings, you are essentially producing extensions of the very same plant and you can do that indefinitely. Think about it like cloning: an individual plant will eventually die, but it's clone will survive and can still propagate.

Plants are not biologically immortal like some lobsters for example.

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Kids can be annoying sometimes, especially if you let them live in your house

I like it when they are circling a question where the answer is "Nobody knows yet.' And when they get there I can hit 'em with the finishing move, "Maybe you'll be the first person to find out!"

Hooks them every time.

my kid has been teaching me shit constantly. either by having facts about animals i didn't know before (which i have checked and verified) or asking me questions where my answer was "i don't know, let's look it up".

i was always a curious person myself and constantly asked questions as a kid as well, but as you grow up you sometimes take things for granted and forget to ask why something is the way it is or how it came to be so. now my kid looks at the world with fresh eyes and asks questions i haven't asked, so we can both learn. it's awesome.

reminds me of the monologue that woman delivers in Love Death and Robots episode Pop Squad.

I like that it's a foregone conclusion, not just weather or not they do.

they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea

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Big black co... corporation?