I like some of the 'nature inspired' ones
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Trump: makes incorrect claim
Moderator: Actually there is no evidence that happened
Trump: well I saw it on TV! Someone said it on TV! Someone wouldn't just go and say something on TV if it wasn't true!
Shouldn't the president of the country have a bit of higher standard of evidence than "I saw someone say it on TV"?
Problem is if Trump gets back in he'll clean house as much as possible so it's better to have people remain quiet and keep their heads down so they're in place to stop anything he tries as opposed to making it obvious they need to be removed by a tyrant.
Interacting with another human being as it they were a human being instead of a servant bringing you food is creepy?
Wait, doesn't everybody walk around with a pocket psychrometric chart?
Curbing carts bends the wheels. If you've even been annoyed by a cart with a bad wheel, congratulations you played yourself.
Except that loose carts roll away and get blown by the wind scratching other people's cars. Carts put up on curbs and in gravel etc. ruins the wheels making everyone's experience worse. Carts left in the parking lot block spaces so people can't park in lots that already sometimes are overfilled.
You're not 'sticking it to the man,' the store owner or corporate shareholders who make the rules and set the prices don't care, you're making life worse for your fellow shoppers.
I know you're supposed to confirm things for yourself but I'm very sensitive to audio and sounds have a tendency to stick in my brain. I'll take your word on that so that I don't have to stick my head in a blender later tonight.
What will be left will be mentally ill and addicts which can further be helped by throwing money at support instead of punishing them.
Gravitational forces affect everything no matter how vast the distance, yes the force will be so small that it will have no effect, but the field is touching it. Which means that through gravitational fields, you are touching the furthest planet in the galaxy, your beloved pets, your best friend, your last bowel movement, etc. etc. So romantic!
Sadly I think it's the last one. Of course I can't read his mind, but I honestly think he is just as lame and broken as he seems.