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[-] [email protected] 100 points 10 months ago

Open lemmy. See this. Close lemmy.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

And then reopen lemmy 30s later!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

... I just did that. Literally opening as I got the notification 😭

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I've closed and reopened a handful of times since then haha

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

...back to Lemmy you go!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Number of people sharing eye contact:3

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh....

....but you really said it?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody's gotta be on the side of the brain worms)

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: You can spread HIV this way!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Correct fact: while the HIV has been found in tears, there are zero recorded cases of it spreading through the eyes. In fact, there's only a 1:1000 chance of contracting HIV if you get HIV positive blood in your eyes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

are... are you speaking from experience?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Fortunately for me naaaah but unfortunately for others yaaaaaaaaa

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I do not like this.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

At least there is no licking involved.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.

Worth it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Young. Hanging out in my cousin's pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.

Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

With mouths.

Damn, after that story you had me waiting for some hot eye-on-eye action.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Is smashing each other's eyelashes up inside of each other's eyelids any less upsetting?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Hmmm I really wish those photons did not enter my eyeballs

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This can actually be harder than it looks, you have to get the angles right for the eyeballs to really touch. At least that's how it was when I tried it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I could never really pull it off, tho I hear it's a lot easier with two people.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

The germans didn't answer this, so I ask here: If I pour liquid soap without water in there and blow, will it form bubbles?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Eye see what you did there.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

This picture influenced me so much; I often tell people about eye contact and attempt - or actually do that with them :D

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of Mitty and Riko from Made in Abyss

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? "And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break." Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Was soll das andere offene Auge sein?

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