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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

In Daft Punk's hit from 2000, "One More Time", the artists lied by in fact asking you to celebrate one more time 61 more times.

This issue is bleeding into other genres. Next they ask you to do it TWO more times.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The entire song is a single request. If you started dancing before the song was over, that's on you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm just saying, it's a slippery slope. Daft Punk is famous for making repetitive requests. Here's the lyrics from their song "Around the World" that forcibly request that I travel where they so choose.

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't see a single word there that sounds like a request. I think that was just a summary of their latest vacation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh very nice. Where'd they go?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

my condolences

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York or Rome?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My Home Sweet Home!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The world? Like around the world, around the world?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I couldn’t tell you where I’ve heard it but yes I have to say that sounds somehow familiar

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Who do they think they are? Ann Lee?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Had the same problem with my spotter at the gym

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He was…asking you to give it to him one more time?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

PR in shambles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Give it to me one time, HUH

Give it to me two time, HUH HUH

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With a loud, resounding James Brown HeH!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why does the title capitalize every word?

.... Probably to make people like me wonder about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Satire of news publications

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Chicago Styleee mon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago