- Kidney Stones
- High Blood Pressure
- Paranoid Schizophrenia
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Drain Health
Drain Intelligence
Drain Fatigue
Better than damage attribute tho, cuz who the fuck carries around restore attribute potions - can't even find the damn things for sale most of the time
oh wait this is Oblivion not Morrowind, probably fine
But… restoring fatigue gives fatigue back to you.
It messily devours fatigue
- egg cracking
- lesbianism
Those didn't work for me, instead I got:
- kidney stones
- shaky hands
- anxiety
#cisStraightProblems
This is bi erasure!
- Lesbianism (Amphibian)
Suspicious stew
- Gratuitous amounts of energy
- Energy Legs
- 400 babies
In all new flavors like SHOCKLATE and GUN
MANANA!
POWERTHIRST
ITS LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
ITS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH
Did anyone else just buy all the ingredients from the potion shop, make a million health potions, and then sell it back at a profit?
You could break Oblivion very easily.
This alone makes me want to play oblivion I love games where you can do stuff like this
Its similarly possible in Skyrim because Potion Ingredient Value and Number of Effects are the factors to determine price, so a seemingly useless 3 effect water breathing potion can break the market.
Heart palpitations
Red Bull gives you wings. Ask Fatman Scoop.
Red Bull is fine. But Monster messes with the chemicals in my body somehow.
Red Bull is also twice as expensive. You get used to the jitters eventually. :p
At the risk of being a damp scrib, that's ingredient effects, rather than potion effects.
shakyness
YO IS THAT OBLIVION?