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[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4ngyely232o

Here's the original news article, it's actually about boneless chicken wings being allowed to have occasional bones.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

They can put a few bones in, as a treat.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

This is Joe Biden's America.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It's good to see the Beeb join the hallowed ranks of The Onion and The Daily Mash.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yah, this is fake, right?

Right?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

iirc this article is referencing a court decision where "boneless" wings can have a certain amount of bone in them because the de-boning technology can't be expected to be perfect. It's real, but it's also being taken wildly out of context.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Also from the BBC article posted in this thread "The court on Thursday ruled that "boneless wing" refers to "cooking style" and is not to be taken literally."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Boneless wings are now niether boneless nor are they wings.

What even are words?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, you do you friend, as long as it's just you.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Boneless pizza doesn't exist, that's right. All pizza has bones in it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Stupid court.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
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