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Aaron Rodgers doing Aaron Rodgers stuff. Thankfully the off-season is over.
this is a known person?
My initial reaction was just "thank goodness somebody is doing this and I hope he's getting paid".
Hes joking. Aaron Rodgers is a nutbar covid denier football player that is propped up by being very good at football.
This does look like a different celebrity though, Tom green. He is a surrealist shock comic who was popular in the 90s/00s. He would do insane and outrageous stunts that made very little sense at all but were very "wtf" funny. He was briefly married to Drew Barrymore. He also arguably started the podcast wave, as he had a very early podcast in 2006 that was a front runner for people like Rogan. I think he might have been the one that told rogan to get into podcasting, actually.
Wrapping himself in sexualized pumpkins would 100% be on brand.
Daddy would you like some ~~sausage~~ pumpkin?
Orange is the new ball sack.
This is pumpkin old spice
This man is 100% a sex pest.