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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

At press time, Trump added that this was exactly why he preferred playing at Trump golf courses, where there was only one grave and it belonged to his late ex-wife.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Lol, had to check if this was onion (because there already were plenty of weird actions on his side that turned out to be real)

Anyway it looks like onion increased its quality back to what it was (after it was sold to Global Tetrahedron - created by onion fans). Also the printed version is returning and if you donate $5+/month or $60+/year you can get it mailed to you. I signed up yesterday (I believe this promotion is only for few more days, for anyone interested)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe he buried her there to get a reduction on the property taxes because the golf course is now technically a cemetery

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Also where he stashed a bunch more classified documents.

Allegedly

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

…and greasy as the day is long.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how did stormy do it and how empty is Melania. like wow she has to be on some next level nihilism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

All of her but the first half an inch...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jesus, he looks like a bloated corpse they drug out of a river in that picture.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

And every day afterwards, the people of the river were thankful to have the sanctity and cleanliness returned to the waters.