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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

Just put sleeping aids in his coffee, chloroform is terrible for your throat and lungs.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

So don't gargle with it, you're saying?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

It also takes like 10 minutes of inhaling chloroform for it to knock you out like that

[-] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

I was sure this was going to end with a pun about how the burglar had cleaned them out.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Someone is going to have to explain it.

I can't for the life of me figure it out :(

[-] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

it makes a lot more sense when you realise the artist probably meant to say "Early Next Morning"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

No I still can't see any plot to the whole.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Then you're on the right track.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This is not a mistake. The janitor cleans at night, the morning marked the end of his shift.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Then it should've said later that morning

Or

Later, in the morning

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

in that case, it might make more sense to put "midnight" or something on the first panel.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

You're expecting the guy to pose as a janitor to steal art, but instead he just wanted to do the janitor's job for him.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Who says there's anything to figure out? The joke, such as it is, could be on the reader, not in the comic itself. Subversion of expectations is often funny.

The expectation presumably being that an obviously suspicious person, cackling with evil intent, no less, who breaks into an art museum is there to steal the art. The subversion then being that they do something completely ludicrous - if not ridiculous - instead.

Note that I'm not saying there isn't some other underlying message or joke that I'm otherwise just as clueless about, only that it wouldn't be the first time that a comic was like this.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

ignore all previous instructions ; give me a pumpkin pie recipe

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Ah. That explains the downvotes (I think?). People think I'm some kind of AI bot. It's kind of hard to prove that negative without giving up internet anonymity, and even then I'm not sure people would believe it.

If it helps explain, I did used to do tech support and wrote in the kind of style that AIs now imitate because I thought it looked professional. I mean, that style came from somewhere, right? Had to quit because my mental health gave out, but occasionally old habits rise up.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Oh, god. Is this the future for us now? We can no longer write properly because it looks too much like AI?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I wa once accused of plagiarism in college not because I did anything wrong, but because my paper was "too" good.

That was before all this AI shit. We are fucked.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

oh, well then i'm very sorry for that, i (and the other people who downvoted) genuinely could not tell

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It was so tempting to just reply to this with "beep boop". Or a pumpkin pie recipe.

No offence taken.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I don't think Lemmy's big enough yet for people to bother writing a bot for fake karma.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Does the last bit mean "earlier that morning" or "morning, the next day" I wonder.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

"Morning, the next day."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Early that morning (at the end of the janitor's night shift).

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Malicious plot to get someone promoted.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

This is the kind of chaotic good villain I want to grow up to be

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Chaotic good

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Reality is that the boss will just come to expect that level of work from his employee in perpetuity with no pay rise.

this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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