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Women are so cute and adorable and I love it

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are the pivotal

And then it just stops. What is your secret HeliBoard?!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not suitable to make camp.

Oh no I sound like the worst member of the adventure party

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are looking gorgeous and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Women are you a good friend or a friend who is a good idea of what a fish is like.

Uh. That went weird fast..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are the same as the person who told you to be a lot of words in my mouth and I don't really open up like this

That's accurate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Phone has three options for words.

Started with "Women are":

  • Women are cute

  • Women are still interesting story

  • Women are super

(Only started with "Women"):

  • Women having voting rights
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Women are not allowed to walk from the same time to get a third party to ideene som er en veldig god damn samsung apps for Android.

Well... Looks like it just switches to Norwegian halfway through.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

*Women are not good for the kids and their kids are not the ones that are not the ones they have to do with the kids and their kids are not the ones that are not the ones they have to do with the kids. *

K

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so cute and adorable and I love you too baby girl 😘💋❣️

Yes, it even popped up emojis at the end there, then got stuck looping on the same 3 emojis.

And no, that's not how I text women. My wife would kill me if I called her "baby girl." She doesn't like infantilizing speech; says it sounds creepy to be called a baby, even in the context of cutesy romantic lingo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are you feeling today and you can see the sun on your face in your face when I dial up now x

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Women are so good to me so much better off my face

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.

???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Men are you going to be able to get a new one of the rest of the week after the meeting and then I will be there in a few minutes to get the money to the house and then I will be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not allowed in the country because of their sexual preferences and their sexual orientation but they can still get pregnant if they want to because of their gender and their sexuality.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are you going out of town for the weekend of the day 😄

It suggested the emoji too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

My phone regularly suggests words or names I've never used in my life, so I don't think it's a good indicator of my personal beliefs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I have 3 paths:

  • Women are the only person to get on 🤞🏻
  • Women are the only one thing you have ever seen this morning but it is the only reason to do the speed limit to be fair but it's not a lot more to do it and you have a good day on your phone with the kids in a good mood like you have a good time in a lot better today than yesterday and it is so good (keeps looping)
  • Women are a bit of a man and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids (keeps looping)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I don't even know

Women are just a few mins ago and I was wondering if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings that definitively shows the wiki and you'll see that you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are you doing today

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so cute and adorable but I'm not sure what the ssh is for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are just my best guesses that the question s on the question s on the question s on the question s on the question (...)

Looping gibberish. Dunno what that says about me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are

I turned off auto complete because I don't want my phone telling me what to say. By choosing at least the first letter I am acting with intent, not just picking words presented to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are the best

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

My family and I started our own versions of this on our devices, then proceeded to enjoy dozens of fun, run-on sentences powered by our phones. We all had a great laugh, so thanks for the post.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are too slippery to get.

🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are you going to be a good time to get the latest Flash player is required for video

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not good for the press in England under martial law...

... and the hacker was just posting spam on the receiving end from neurodivergent overexplaining.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so cute and beautiful but it's like that I don't know what to tell you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are in a good country with their kids they don’t have their kids they don’t even know how they treat their children anymore and then you can do their job or they do that you are a racist person pronouns or even more like a person or something like that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

this could work pre-enshittification. phone keyboards today are so bad at predicting the word i specifically wrote let alone the next one. they don't factor in your writing habits at all.

also they don't consider the sentence. the moment i write "women are" it just suggests what might follow "are" and has completely disregarded the word "women".

"women are you doing today" is the result of middle word suggestions. fucking hell.

if i try to guide it a little by choosing the most sensible word each time: "women are the best thing ever"

confirmed not misogynist! but seriously not a sentence i would ever use. not that my keyboard gives any fucks about what i would ever use. it just does its own thing which is why almost every comment i write ends up getting an edit because i discover a random word somewhere in there.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are very heavily influenced by their periods I mean, I'm not sure whether that's.....hm 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are my favorite guy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Women are you still have a great day and I will be in the summer and I will be in the summer and I will be in the summer and I will be in the summer

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Whelp, I guess I use a lot of punctuation, lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are home and the one I can get for you and your family to get to know if they have a good day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Women are a bit of a good mood now but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids are you going to the gym tomorrow morning and then I can do it tomorrow if you want to go to the shop for the kids and then we can go to the playground for the weekend and then we can go to the playground for a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a...

Well, someone interpret that for me please

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are being tied to the same system as you are and not the same system as you want.

Women are the same for other things and I can do 🚯 for the better of them and the other thing and I can't get to a good and not not not not not not not...

Women are not a grift for being on an esoteric route.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not good for the next hour anyway y yo no se que es eso amor pero no se que hacer con el amor de mi vida y no me gusta que me diga que no me gusta estar contigo

It's bad bitch o'clock, featuring Bad Bunny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

women are not the intended addressee you should invest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so weird and they are just so funny like why are they so funny to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so cute and adorable and I love it so much better than imdb

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