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[–] [email protected] 192 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Guys, its a joke, a meme. Some guy makes these fake notices like the woman who sweats on your couch, maggots appear and you are supposed to eat them to heal yourself.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (20 children)

amazon spent a lot of money on trying to do this and then found out the technology doesn't exist and outsourced it to india

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

But that’s not a bowl. It’s more like a box. No, it’s ok. I’ll get on the call at 10pm.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If lemmites didn't have the social skills of a mosquito at a funeral they might be able to pick up on the INCREDIBLY subtle joke here.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man, everybody is so upset at this, it makes it even funnier.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Welcome to Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I was about to say this had obvious plant vibes lol

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 months ago

Thats a meme and its funny. Its literally satirical criticism of governments putting "ai" cameras everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wow, I absolutely detest people like this. How sad and pathetic does your life have to be to be doing something like this. Why can't people just be normal???! Imagine if everyone went around spreading misinformation like that guy. Plums are not berries, people! Don't let big berry claim this juicy deliciousness as their own!!!

[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Strawberries aren't berries either.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (5 children)

At what point do we say that science is wrong about berries

You can’t look at me with a straight face and say a banana is a berry.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Look at the whole fruit bundle before they break it apart for shipping. You can't tell me it's NOT a berry.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Just gotta accept that we have Berry[culinary] and Berry[botanical] and these variants are unstated and must be inferred from context.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Speaking of juicy imagine the shits you would have after eating 27 fucking plums

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

27 plums a month will not have a noticeable effect on your bowel movements.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Imagine thinking plumbs are berries...

[–] [email protected] 116 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is basically the algorithms of the big tech companies but with extra steps. I guess it greatly illustrates how absurd they actually are and how weird it is to just shrug them off.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The best part? Nobody can agree if advertising ala commercials actually works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Nobody can agree"?

Is this kind of like how nobody can agree on whether we landed on the moon or whether climate change is real?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My thoughts too. It definitely works. That's why I despise advertising and block all attempts at it. Don't tell me what to think, assholes.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anecdotal, but I've boycotted products or stores because of annoying ads in the past. And even clever or entertaining ads eventually get annoying if they are shown too much.

I block most ads these days, so longer contribute to the negative ad returns like I used to, but I am curious about how many others like me are out there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

My spouse is like that; they're so anti-advertising that they'll close their mobile games once the ad. appears and re-open the game, just to not watch it.

And they're definitely the type to stop buying from a company because the ad.s were annoying.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Same landlord: follow me on my socials to know more about how your average poop size and weight compares to your neighbours.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I could DESTROY that competition.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude you don't know who you're up against!!

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Too bad he ain’t on Lemmy. But thanks for the source.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Indeed, just edited in a warning :)

Someone who has an IG account, consider commenting to encourage fediversing up!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Fuck yeah, come join us! Meta sucks!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

"nah, we don't need privacy laws"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Definitely safe everything's okay rectangular shelf with latex paint bowl."

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Meh. It's a bit less creepy than any website that tracks you, but in this case you get to see the results. Plus: free berries are nice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet Omar isn't even trying. He could easily eat another 27 plums no problem.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Fake - if this was real there would be a category 'most times pooped in the box'.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Dave, if you aren't in the top ten next month I will raise your rent.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fuckin freak behavior, what a fuckin creep

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

It's okay the law says I'm allowed to do this.

-person who all laws cater to

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Omar - that is a lot of plums

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That last sentence would freak me out. It takes it from maybe thats just a weird and eccentric landlord to CREEP ALARM!!!

But this is fake, right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Yea, according to another comment here, it’s a joke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Weak strawberry game

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Omar has the right idea taking the plums.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This landlord is ready for harvest…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
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