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All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
Hated that mission, but not as much as the RC planes side mission with David Cross.
The Zero missions were single-handedly the hardest and most infuriating tasks in any GTA game ever!
When your parents walk in and say, ‘I thought this was a game about driving and police chases. You’ve been flying that toy helicopter for over an hour.’ you have no recourse but to silently realize they’re right and you maybe wasted the last week and a half making yourself unhappy by playing missions that you hate.
You are not alone. I do not blame David Cross, for he is a brilliantly funny comedian who must also make a living. It is a hard lessen learned to realize that Rockstar is full of shit... or, more importantly, to recognize when to let go and move forward.
David Cross is great, but he’s also not going to say no to a paycheck.
He was in two live-action Chipmunk movies, after all.
Never bothered to watch, but well aware. I'll always hold a special place in my heart for Mrs. Featherbottom.
So full of hope in this still lol
I see this said a lot I had no issues at all with them I did have trouble with the timing of the car hydraulics in that game though. I think with the pc version the timing was all wrong but yeah I got past the rc bits I think first time.
Huh I didn't remember that one being hardest. The hardest part for me was one of the races, I couldn't win because everyone was just too fast for me but somehow plane crashed ahead of me and killed everyone so I took the W.
Yeah, that's some shit
Suspect's mugshot
I'll have two number fives diet Coke and whatever the guy behind me wants.
Guy behind you:
55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!
THE GUY DID IT FOR YOU
I'll have two #9's, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Does 996745 or 99645 have some sort of meaning? I'm a little lost.
Pretty sure this is a reference to a meme from a GTA game
Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that.
Let me start of with a basket of chips.
Then move on to the pollo assado taco.
I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga.
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream.
I would like tomatoes and onions on my casadia.
For the dessert I would like the ??. I would like extra cinnamon.
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos.
I like to dip the Tositos in the guacamole.
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips.
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas.
Ok, that'll be $16.07.
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07's your change.
Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips,
a beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream.
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
with a casadia of tomato, onion, and vegetables.
I should like a burrito with beef, beans, and
I would like a carne assado taco.
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco. Not on the side.
Yes, can I have a carne assado taco?
Not a pollo assado, we don't have chicken.
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole.
Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork.
And some more cheese, please.
Ok, that'll be $22...
Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea.
Ok, that'll be $20.07.
Out of $22? Ok, $1.52's your change.
Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks.
Hi, can I help you? Yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi...
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo assado?
That's the chicken.
Ok, what is the carne assado?
That's the beef.
Ok, let me get two carne assado tacos...
70 in a 40 is impressive. Like how?
pushes accelerator down
and there you go
Might be in an American suburb - their roads can be ridiculously oversized for the posted speed limit.
Easier than you would think
I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don't even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That's got to be easy.
Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
Because, that's what the police told me it was.
And what about the other question?
I was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians.
Not that it's any of your fucking business you fucking plank.
Well fuck you then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's not impressive. 120 in a 30 or there about is. Yes someone did that around here. As for the how? High powered car and a lead foot mixed with a need for speed or a death wish.
Not bad, but I've seen better.
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Why are you looking at me like that?
I think this guy might know what he's talking about
I'm always surprised about how lenient american justice is with speeding.
So a number 8 medium?
Too early for flapjacks?
Slow down there Phil.
Alright, cherries jubilee and that's it.
I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things in the order
Nor.alizing police harasment
The title gave me an unpleasant the Beatles White album flashback.