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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's the moon Ariel, plus maybe a few others. Figured I'd put in comments what the article was about to balance out the name jokes. I used to try and pronounce it with the different accent, but I don't bother now. It's the name.

On the actual topic, that's fascinating that there's enough gravitational force for Uranus to do what Jupiter does to its moons. Granted Ariel is a lot closer. We really need missions for each of these type moons to get under the ice and see what's there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Just read an article about ice under the surface of Mars, perhaps a whole oceans worth. There's a lot of water out there I don't know if it necessarily is going to translate into life but it's cool to find. If nothing else it gives us options if we screw all ours up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Oh shit, don't let Nestle see this comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our water is already screwed up with micro plastics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Microplastic water is next-gen water. Whatever evolves to use it is the winner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Not to rain on your parade but:

https://phys.org/news/2024-08-scientists-oceans-mars-deep.html

Using seismic activity to probe the interior of Mars, geophysicists have found evidence for a large underground reservoir of liquid water—enough to fill oceans on the planet's surface.

It's located in tiny cracks and pores in rock in the middle of the Martian crust, between 11.5 and 20 kilometers below the surface. Even on Earth, drilling a hole a kilometer deep is a challenge.

Ain't nobody getting to that water anytime soon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're already screwing ours up and won't be able to sufficiently use the option of any other planet before we implode.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well with that attitude, the human race is already doomed. Might as well curl up into a hole and die...

Or you know, lighten up, try to make a difference and build the future you want. Or keep bitching, your choice really.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I used to try and pronounce it with the different accent, but I don't bother now. It's the name.

Idk man, personally, I don't think Uranus [yoor-uh-nuhs] sounds much like "your anus", but the distinction might be smaller for certain dialects.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Are we about to discover the first extraterrestrial lifeforms around Uranus?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel sure there are colonies of life around Uranus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

*colonoscopies of life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I think it would be disappointing if we found an ocean world, but it had no life on it… though I hope we come prepared with some algae or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The “I told you so” energy would so be incredibly validating to 10 year-old me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Stories like this are why I hope medical science finds a way to extend life expectancy. I'd love to get a few extra decades just to see the cool things that happen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've got bad news about the future for you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Whatever you think you know about the future, guaranteed you're wrong.

Your science is the best we got right now, just like the science was in the past. Your predictions are the best we got right now. Your cool shit's going to look just as dumb to your grandchildren as those rubber monster suits in old movies. Your guesses about the future are going to look as dumb as an episode of the Jetsons.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Lets just hope that our grandchildren will laugh at our dumb predictions that human made climate change will cause a mass extintion event and destroy most of earth's ability to sustain life

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'm jealous of your optimism. I really hope the future aligns with your expectations, and not mine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I, for one, would love to see Uranus before I die

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

You should get that checked out

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Try not to laugh at the name of the 7th planet challenge (impossible)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Names going to change to Urectum in 2620 anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

First expedition sponsored by Cologuard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's ours alright.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

When NASA's lookin in the sky and sees an ocean world nearby

Diarrhea!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

So that's 3 of 4 gas giants that have possible ocean worlds in their orbits, Europa (also Callisto IIRC?), Enceladus, and now Ariel, any contenders around Neptune?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

ah yes, interplanetary swamp ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ariel, Uranus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why aren't they in space? Why are they checking out my anus?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Exactly.

Back to space you filthy animals!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Can't I skinny dip once without NASA spying on me?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago