There's something so on-the-nose about having "with ads" as part of a subscription tier's official name. For decades companies have been coming up with euphemisms for their low-cost services (e.g. "economy class" on airlines, "community edition" for freemium software). But now here we are with Disney pretty much saying "Go watch ads you poor bitch". It's the death of a euphemism. They're selling a crappy service, and they aren't afraid to say it.

"endless entertainment" "7 days"...

It sure sounds like the entertainment has an end.. at the first advert break

I would rather steal

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Not just ads, but also unactionable anaphylaxis! It's a steal really.

'disney+ standard with ads' is the full name of the subscription item. this was procedural and yep, tone def and silly.

i would say; thanks for the warning... matey

Here, have a "Be My Bitch" coupon, free of charge.

Imagine suscribe to YouTube premium and still watch ads...

In the past, even the most shady companies were giving away stuff for free, to lure you in. Here you got to pay, by watching ads. Disney is a thug.

endless

7 days

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

They will also ban you for using an adblocker Why? Cause they need the money

Just don't eat at thier restaurants after you sign up: https://longisland.news12.com/disney-asks-court-to-dismiss-wrongful-death-lawsuit-of-long-island-doctor

Screw Disney.

Also, if you agree to this and your wife dies due to allergies in one of your theme parks, they may use the TOS on this trial to rule you agreed to binding arbitration in court.

Pro tip: use Firefox+ublock origin for no ads in any streaming platform Pro-er tip: sail the seven seas!

The first ad that autoplays after subscribing is the cursed videotape from The Ring. Then 7 days later Samara’s ghost crawls out of your tv.

Would be a real shame if your wife were to suffer an allergic reaction and die after you agreed to this free trial, leaving you with no legal recourse despite our restaurant’s demonstrably inadequate precaution!

So the ads are "on them"? What does that mean? I have honestly no idea. Why is there a "on us"?

Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN'T SUE!

🏴‍☠️, Just a week away. 🏴‍☠️ is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information

This promo aside, it's ridiculous that people are okay with paying and still seeing ads (and to think of it, it's been like this since the days of cable).

A free to use but ad-supported tier is totally understandable, but the way we have it today is borderline absurd.

Yarrr matey