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Shart, not fart
(files.catbox.moe)
Please God no
Please come home
Is this Loss?
Globe is warming.
Pregnant at 55.
I was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
Please don’t forget
It's not yours
45 and 47
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Cooking fell over.
triumvirate
(It's a "three" word)
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I wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...
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Crib for sale
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Garbage bag ripped.
Your cat died
So long, friend.
I wanna die.
They were young
(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
You're not hired
Water pipe burst.
Don't love him
The house's gone
expired inner child
text without punctuation
Trafficked by mum
In the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
Major data loss
Only getting older.
The only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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