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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago

At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.

Hmm, yes

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago

remember when elon just started yanking out servers and twitter had a sustained months-long meltdown?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aged like fine wine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I thought it was about the more recent issues until I saw your post :)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

“Remove all the wires, or you are all fired. We’re transitioning to the AI Cloud. You’ll all be sleeping in your office cots this month.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The grammar falling apart at the very end of the title is peak Onion writing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I love headlinese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Twitter demands Elon to explain why that many unused brain cells.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago