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[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago

I'll just re-send my meme from last time this was posted here

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

SLEEPY JOE caught SIPPING on the SINISTER POTION

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Could be Metamucil but that would mean Joe Biden is...old! Gasp! Who knew?

Or it could be Gatorade. But that would mean he didn't choose the superior blue flavor! Impeach!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wtf is wrong with you? Orange IS the best flavor!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

you ripple-nipple bitch!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

it's not even an age thing, basically everyone should be drinking metamucil given the general modern diet

we owe it to ourselves to have healthy bowel movements

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

I assumed the drink was the only thing keeping Dark Brandon at bay.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

OP would make an excellent dungeon master

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God damn... Republicans are... Dare I say it... Weird.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

They're painfully stupid too.

Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.

Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.

"NAH HE'S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At least he doesn't need to use both hands to lift it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

At least he got the injestable version, Trump is still on the topical cream.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Are you tired of Your Crooked Joe Biden falling into a Deep Slumber? Get Mysterious Orange Drink! For a limited time, we'll throw in Mysterious Blue Drink, absolutely free! Yikes!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yikes!

Bro types like he just got whacked with a warm wiener, twice

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Everyone knows, hydration is for pussies - Republican "Researchers"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

He needs to get his electrolytes, the First Lady promised to give him a present when he stops sabotaging the Dem presidential campaign

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Blood of his enemies. Keeps Brandon from coming out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I didn't know Biden was at war with the Parshendi as well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Mysterious orange drink = Trump blood

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Thank you, Secretary Booty Juice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Still nothing to say about the mysterious orange skin?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Are they still salty about the 67 orange bowl?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Damn. Well, we learned a lesson, we cannot let anyone anywhere near that old be president. Especially if age is affecting their mental health in other ways, like dementia.