I’m Pissed : funny

[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago

wife bad

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago

Funniest shit I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

PFP checks out

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 2 years ago

Husband good?

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Also bad, just different

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

People bad. Relationship bad. Consumers good.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

The bad and unhappy couple's hair looks fabulous, I wonder which products they use?

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 78 points 2 years ago

This is just the modern version of those boomer comics where the punchline is a guy not liking his wife

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago

Disagree. This is still boomer.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

I'd argue it's every generation for all of time

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

It seems to be exactly that. I don't like my wife, she,s always mad.

[-] dunz@feddit.nu 62 points 2 years ago

This is some boomer Facebook level shit

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Wife bad and mad. So funny.

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

~ George Carlin

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I didn't know Carlin said this, but the funny thing about it is, any bi person will tell you it's the truth. You have to pick between dating crazy, or stupid.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

You didn't get the memo? Don't stick your bits in crazy!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

So... how do trans people work in here? Do they transition from crazy to stupid or vice versa, or do they get a bit of both? Or do they cancel each other out?

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have no idea. I haven't personally dated any. Just (as far as I know) cis people.

I'll look at revising my data if I break up with my current partner. I don't expect that to happen anytime soon, though.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 37 points 2 years ago

Lol wife bad, amirite?

[+] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

Just offer to apologize in your next dream.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Is it any different than wife getting angry about something she imagined I was thinking? That shit happens all the time.

[-] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

My wife is always waking up butt hurt because I cheated on her in a dream. It's never been a real issue though, and we laugh about it.

[-] person420@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

If your wife is constantly having dreams about you cheating on her there's probably a deeper issue that needs to be explored.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

I made us late for our flight in a dream once by insisting on going to a Virgin Megastore and she won’t let me forget it.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 points 2 years ago

You should probably find a different wife then.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Yup. Mine was legitimately furious with me for a few hours until she finally convinced herself it was just a dream.

I'm sure I've done plenty of crazy/stupid things in return though.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago

Communication: try it sometime.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

No you.

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Boomer humor

[-] haulyard@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Me: Showed this to wife

Wife: “Yes”

[-] blibla@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago

go to therapy dude

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Nice reversal of gender stereotypes over which one comes back from the pub every night bladdered.

[+] Phegan@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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Funny