Bombs don’t kill children, we do!

Secret Tunnel 🎶

Why doesn’t the larger continent simply eat the smaller ones?

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

~ George Carlin

I especially love how it blocks wheelchair access to the sidewalk.

More than Trump

I mean, duh?

Yeah. Keep them kids out of the library. They should be at home on the internet where they will only be exposed to wholesome content.

Goldene, goldene, goldeeeeene…

Eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while drinking wine out of a goblet and tossing the bones onto the floor for the dogs to fight over as entertainment.

Sleepy Joe is too woke!

Dwayne Diesel