This is not satire. by Twinkletoes in c/politics@hexbear.net

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago

Bombs don’t kill children, we do!

Sloths 🦥 by Twinkletoes in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 93 points 2 years ago

Secret Tunnel 🎶

Another map showing the true size of Africa by Twinkletoes in c/map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 72 points 2 years ago

Why doesn’t the larger continent simply eat the smaller ones?

I’m Pissed by Twinkletoes in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

~ George Carlin

Do you love businesses leaving their signs on sidewalks as much as I do? by Twinkletoes in c/vancouver@lemmy.ca

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 65 points 2 years ago

I especially love how it blocks wheelchair access to the sidewalk.

How pro-LGBTQ+ is Kamala Harris? by Twinkletoes in c/politics@lemmy.world

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 91 points 2 years ago

More than Trump

Trump rally shooting is being investigated as an assassination attempt, officials say by Twinkletoes in c/news@beehaw.org

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 67 points 2 years ago

I mean, duh?

What the hell is in those potatoes?! by Twinkletoes in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Keep them kids out of the library. They should be at home on the internet where they will only be exposed to wholesome content.

Meet ‘goldene’: this gilded cousin of graphene is also one atom thick by Twinkletoes in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 53 points 2 years ago

Goldene, goldene, goldeeeeene…

What foods make you feel like royalty when you're eating them? by Twinkletoes in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 55 points 2 years ago

Eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while drinking wine out of a goblet and tossing the bones onto the floor for the dogs to fight over as entertainment.

Republicans complain Joe Biden had too much energy at SOTU by Twinkletoes in c/politics@beehaw.org

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago

Sleepy Joe is too woke!

The Rock urges skin tone change to wax figure in Paris museum by Twinkletoes in c/europe@feddit.de

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago

Dwayne Diesel

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