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Saw this on the back of a motorcycle today

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Jesus Fish is the icing on the cake.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

The cocaine on the hooker

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No excuse for bad moral decisions like a religion that will forgive you for a 10% tithing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is how JD Vance became a couch fucker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Dammit, I was gonna say "is cocaine the name of JD Vance's couch?"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Guys guys guys, you got it all wrong

Fuck Whiskey

Snort Hookers

Shoot Cocaine

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I feel like snort whiskey is the most dangerous of these 3 activities

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I imagine the hookers would disagree

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Wasn’t considering it from the hooker’s point of view.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Breathing liquid is indeed dangerous

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Choking hazard, dangerous indeed

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's one large motorcycle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine a big, comfy recliner. Now imagine it having two wheels and an engine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Dear god, a 20 litre fuel tank on a motorcycle

That's almost half of my Mazda Miata at 45 litres

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yea it’s a Goldwing which are enormous and made for long trips

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Log trips, in straight lines, with sealed roads.

Back in the day I have done many long trips across deserts, would never recommended a Goldwing. Pefered my KTM 640, long range fuel tanks and even that was a struggle in heavy sand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

in straight lines

You say that, but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hmCcD79qAk

Most of the top competitors for this sort of thing are cops, mind you, but they do often ride Goldwings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Standard goldwing rider

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The good ol' Republican gospel. Forgive us our sins as we condemn those who sin against tradition or those who aren't rich and white. Thou shalt not murder, unless you're a police officer and it's a black guy in a car. Love the Donald your GOP with all your heart, without your mind, without your soul, and with all your strength. And love your neighbour less than yourself, especially if they're an immigrant, in which case, hate as much as you can (unless they're your parents or wife, of course, none of this should inconvenience you in any way, that would be crazy).