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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I love how such a really, really simple phrase causes this person to think "it's goofy nonsense" - "there clearly has to be a hidden meaning!". It's not that complicated, dude, basic reading comprehension helps.

But how based would it be, if Kamala was a Marxist sleeper agent just bid[en]ing her time?

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

It means we can write our own future while moving past peer pressure from dead people. It ain't that hard, guys.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But it's so goofy! What silly nonsense!

Or is it Moldovian-Neo-Communisim by virtue of its roots to Carpathian Hedonocacy? It's more Geonosian that you might think.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Are you talking about Transnistrian Neo-Communism? That one's kept alive by Putin and should be right up Trump's alley.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Clearly an instance of trans-historical materio-futurism - I recognise some of the pairings by their Luciferian mirror runes from evil gay Sunday school

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

Instructions unclear, trying to seize the means of production.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"I don't understand, so it must be communism!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

magical communism

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

peer pressure from dead people

Well howdy there Internet people, it's Beau again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hell howdy there Beau, it's internet people again

[–] [email protected] 105 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

“Kamala Harris washes her hands every day just like the notorious Pontius Pilate who famously washed his hands just before MURDERING our lord and savior Jesus!

I, on the other hand, righteously NEVER wash my hands to avoid ever being compared to such a sinner.

Is Kamala really a good leader for our country if she so blatantly supports the murder of Jesus Christ?”

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

You're really good at this religion thing.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ah yes, the well-known esoteric Luciferian occult school of Marxism. All centrist Democratic candidates are sent to this secret camp for training.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you know if you say Kamala three times while looking in the mirror you should probably find something better to do with your time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Now I have the chorus of Karma Chameleon stuck in my head.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

The right keeps inventing bogeymen that I would vote for

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"lol just think independent of your historical context" is like the most non-marxist thing I can think of.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Exactly, what, does she think she just fell out of a coconut tree or what?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

“Esoteric” meaning anything more complicated than subject-verb-object to this subgenius.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

If true, would definitely give vote. If not true (more likely), would definitely give vote.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Now those liberals are using these things they call 'letters' to form these things called 'words' and putting those together to form 'sentences'. I won't be fooled. Those are them evil Satan runes. No place for them in a Christian household."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you can't understand something, it must be the Devil.

It's the 1980s satanic panic all over again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

It's pretty telling that they are trying to portray Marxists, Hermeticists, Luciferians, and Gnostics as united -- or possibly even as the same group. Those circles of the Venn diagram might share some overlap, but (in my experience) their goals and principles aren't very similar.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn those gnostic luciferian Marxists and their attempts to immanentise the Eschaton.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, what a great way to use a lot of words to say exactly nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

But it sounds scary!

[–] bdonvr 14 points 5 months ago

Ah yes because Marxist-Leninists never talk about historical materialism

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I actually wish more people provided their own definitions of words so i don't have to guess

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

"Esoteric" means something only understood by a small number of people with specific knowledge. The only definition they get right is "People who know, know."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Touch some fecking grass.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's Kamala's version of Dark Brandon?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

White Caramel

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Lindsay purples up that prose so hard.

Just call it a dogwhistle like the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

She was just trying to quote Prince Ashitaka: "To see with eyes unclouded..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

That’s an epic phrase in and of itself. No need to bring Marx and Lucifer to spice it up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

There's a specter haunting America, the specter of the Fallen Angel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

God damn they are so stupid. So stupid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

"Papa Legba, open the door... to the Ohio electorate for me."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Look at all those big words.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'm not saying this post is right but her dad is known for his Marxist views. so If it is a Marxist statement that would make sense and if anyone was a Marxist sleeper agent it be her lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

All you need is the ability to write at a high school level, and as long as you're confirming their biases, you can convince these people of literally anything.

A group of hundreds spent weeks (months?) hanging around Dealey Plaza because they were certain that JFK was going to appear and, I dunno, rescue them from communism or whatever.