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Do not drink the battery juice (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

but, it has electrolytes?!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Batteries got what humans crave!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It's the one and only true energy drink

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait its lithium

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was this an actual quote from Scott's tots?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

As we live and breath

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's what plants crave!

[–] cmhickman358 13 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

Edit: call it MotörOil

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

You can't tell me what to do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fine, I don't want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

BRB

Edit

Owwie oof my bones

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It says it can lead to health issues... Not that it will... soooo.....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it's at.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It's got what rave baes crave

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The fun police are at it again!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

If we're not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This stuff is bangin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But... just a little? As a treat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

DON'T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!