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Mommy rule [kinky language] (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

A tumblr post foone, 2d ago I just found out about cargo-mommy, an add-on for the programming language rust. cargo mommy checkChecking bappy-script v0.1.3 error: expected one of ! or ::, found passes --> src\main.rs:20:6 | 20 mods passes; ^^^^^^ expected one of! or :: error: could not compile bappy-script (bin "bappy- script") due to previous error mommy knows her little girl can do better~ because programming isn't hard enough, some of you fuckers had to go and make it HORNY. Like, I'm having enough trouble managing to understand this program. I'm trying to modify, and now my compiler is all if you don't learn how to code better, mommy is going to put you in time-out~ That's a real errror message you can get! from your compiler! BECAUSE YOUR COMPILER IS HORNY NOW. That's not even the highest level. That's the "thirsty" mood which you have to manually enable, but you can also set it to "yikes" for explicit BDSM shit. *slides her finger in your mouth" that's a good little toy- AND THAT'S NOT ALL It integrates with cargo-vibe which means it can have buttplug.io support. You could wear a remote vibrator and have your fucking dom- compiler give you some sexual pleasure every time your code compiles/tests properly. But don't worry: It's fully customizable. You can make mommy into daddy, tell it what pronouns to use for mommy/daddy, you can tell it what to call you (don't like girl? or boy? try pet or toy!), you can even tell it what part of mommy you crave. By default it's "milk" but you can of course change it, and it'll give you messages involving your updated option. You can even change what pet names mommy has for you! because the default is "slut/toy/pet/pervert/whore" (as in, it randomly picks one of those each time) but you could use alternatives. cow, puppy, princess, whatever. I seriously love and hate that this exists in equal measure. I am someone who has programmed literal porn games but has still managed to keep the "sex" and "programming" parts of their brain fairly separate, but today that barrier has come crashing down and now I need to just go stare at the sea for a couple hours.

A follow-up post by foone, 2d ago of course I installed it immediately

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay, umm, I'll be right back 😳

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

Code literally goes brrrrrrrr πŸ§‘β€πŸ’»

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've told you to atop acting thirsty on the internet. Go to your room. Your mommy and I are going to be very cross, especially about what you said about the guinea pigs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes Daddy, I'll go wait in my room for my punishment πŸ˜‰

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Good boy. Although also naughty boy who knows exactly what he deserves.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FAANG manager: can we use this to increase productivity?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t think coding with one hand will improve productivity

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just use cargo-vibe and you can use both hands while still getting a reward for writing functioning code

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

does that exist asking for a slutty friend

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, though it hasn't been updated in a while.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Idk it was mentioned somewhere here🀷

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

All you need to do is add some hypno kink in there, and bam! Now you are the one being compiled and programmed.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fucking hate that I can't share this with my coworkers because they would think it's hilarious but it's also highly inappropriate

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Very unrelated, but I didn't know you can italics emojis 😳

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

^πŸ€”^ ~πŸ€”~

πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's mommy's little pet~ ❀️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I need to learn rust

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can someone add this to g++, I sadly don't use rust too much.

Of course, I already installed it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like a perfect opportunity to rewrite some projects in rust πŸ˜‰

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

No problem, after checking the documentation Not Just Cargo page, I can set an alias to g++mommy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

This is how they wrote the game Rez.

(For those that don’t know.)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Missed opportunity to call it a "dompiler"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

When I first read the concept of a "mommy" function integrated into the compiler, my first thought was of something similar to shell-mommy (i.e. prints comforting and encouraging messages to the console in a completely non-sexual manner whenever you type a command incorrectly, so as to provide a source of external validation and support to programmers who are completely starved for it).

This is, um, this is not that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Isn't foone an Asahi Linux dev?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Confirmed: Asahi is horni now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

implying there was a point in its development when it wasn't

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah buddy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know there are vibes that link up to a phone for control via Bluetooth. I wonder if there would be a way to make one of those link up to a video game now? Seems fun πŸ€­πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

yes, with buttplug.io ultrakill supports it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is that the thing that FF14 degens use to literally heal-slut or am I thinking of something else?

Also, obligatory "Machine, the developers put out a patch. I'm in your prostate now"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I had no idea!! I have a new project now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's not cargo, that's baggage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

OKAY FINE I'll learn rust