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[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Trump hesitated to give Don Jr. his name because “what if he’s a loser?”

In her recent memoir, Raising Trump, the president’s first wife, Ivana — who is mom to Eric, Don Jr. and Ivanka — recalls Trump balking when she suggested naming their firstborn son Donald Jr. “What if he’s a loser?” Trump said, according to Ivana.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's already the worst kind of loser. Those who don't know they are one and double down on trying to be cool.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

true, but the quote is from 1977

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

When you're right, you're right

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago

Trump's genuine hatred for his fail sons is one of the funniest things about him, I absolutely love it

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Honkshoorian Candidate

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The Sleep State

E: (This is just the name for energy saving mode of all the old liches in office right now)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Sleepy Don!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Emote please

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can we talk about how weird Trump Juniors beard is?

Looks like choccy milk smeared on his face

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

why the fuck did he shave it in a straight line

you gotta follow your jawbone

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

It looks like he hired a professional to recreate the most common beard trimming mistakes with laser precision.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

if he wasnt so attached to the 80s wallstreet haircut and went with something a little more modern his beard wouldnt look nearly so weird

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know Trump absolutely despises his two older sons. He tried a third time with Barron and now he’s hoping he can actually carry on the Trump legacy without being a clown like his brothers

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

I know there's a lot of forces working against him turning out cool but I hope he does anyway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He basically dumped Jr and Eric and adopted Jared and rolled the dice with Barron.

Parasocially, it seems like Melania is keeping Barron as far from politics and his father's giant stink as she can. He was invited to be a delegate and she turned it down on his behalf. The best thing for him is to just never do what his two older half brothers are doing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The giant prince will plot from the shadows, slowly molding his empire before striking down his family for holding him back

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's dreaming about that dog that was on stage.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

The villains are so pathetic

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

He's sleeping BECAUSE based. (Good way of battling woke.)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Vladimir Harkkonen with a spray tan.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

An elephant will be murdered in the savanah to “heal” from this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

zonked on oxy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Saving his energy for the battle at the battle box

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Honestly I respect him a little for sleeping during a boring ass event