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[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago

You know, someone talking openly about experiences with fecal incontinence on live television could be good for reducing the stigma around a common and often age-related medical condition that many people find shameful and humiliating... But perhaps not when that someone is Whoopi Goldberg, and the context is Joe Biden's obviously declining health.

Congrats on being pantshitbuddies with the president, Whoopi, we're all very proud

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

She literally has that stage name cause she farted on set a bunch. She changed her last name to Goldberg because she thought jews run Hollywood and it'd give her an edge. Not making this up

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I guess her rank just got upgraded from Whoopi to Poopy Goldberg

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Poopi Goldberg lmao

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Mods, for the love of god please make "I have poopy day all the time." a tagline.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm shitting myself. Right. Now.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

LISTEN UP AMERICA I SHIT MY PANTS ALL THE TIME

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Well, she's called Whoopi for a reason, and now we know why.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sister Scat 2: Shat in the Habit.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Poopy Goldberg kelly

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

That is legit why. She was farting on set a lot in some early thing she did and got the nickname. The Goldberg is because she figured she'd do better in Hollywood with a Jewish last name.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I knew about the second part but, I didn't think the first part was so on the nose. It really is from our forum's in jokes considered how she is literally shitting and farting her doo doo ass.

I love how my mother hangs onto every word any of these folks say just because of their celebrity status.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

blue maga is amazing and beautiful and exquisite and the democratic party deserves no less undignified a death

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Liberals don't really believe anything, that's why it's so easy for them to contrive opinions about things.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I'm picturing Guinan telling this to Picard in a very dramatic moment

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Darmok and Jalad. In the Diaper.

Shaka, when the absorbent pad failed.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

New site tagline dropped? Thanks Whoopi!

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Trump supporters solidarity Biden supporters

"Real men wear diapers"

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

"Of course I pooped my pants! Everyone my age poops their pants, it's the coolest!"

'Really?'

"YEESSS! You ain't fit to lead a country unless you pooped your pants!"

'Hey everybody, Biden pooped his pants too! Alright!'

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

A ringing endorsement. Thanks Whoopi!

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

If shitting your pants is cool, then I'm ~~Miles Davis~~ Whoopi Goldberg

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Trump is the only one pooping his pants. Biden is pooping our pants.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

the dirt owls are not what they seem

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

big boy poopy day

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Poopi whoopi

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