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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I almost feel bad for people who actually have these weird, kitschy fantasies about soulless, bougie politicians.

Almost.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These people are not okay… its actually kind of unsettling.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

This is delusional sitcom-brain with the deepest parasocial relationship I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Chasten tries to distract Pete by telling a funny story about the time they went antique shopping because Pete keeps looking at the dogs while making pistol cocking sound effects with his mouth.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

These are the exact same people who will tell you communists are naive children

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Yes, yes bring the rabid attack dogs over to the military trained dog killers house. Good, good.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why is this weirdly sexual?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"Barack then calls everyone over to the living room, and presents a basket of keys. 'Now remember folks,' he begins, 'if you like your spouse, you can keep your spouse...at least until midnight."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

obama-sad Uh we did some things that were wrong... we did a whole lotta things that were right... but... we cucked some folks... uhh.. we did some things that were contrary to our values..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Lamest swingers party of all time

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh they're gonna give him the politics Lenny

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

That was where I thought it was going too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

"In my fantasies, Pinochet will have a Thanksgiving dinner while Kissinger will crash the party with chips and dip, and he'll bring over Adolf's dog(s?) for brownies"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Libs stop treating politicians like characters on their favorite TV show challenge 😬😬😬

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This feels like the turbolib equivalent of one of the worst /r/nba posts of all time:

Klay: "Yo ankle heal up bro heres some weed and choco milk"

Ankle: "Yo thanks dude, I feel better already you wanna go fuck some ig models?"

Klay: "Nah dude we can do that after we win tomorrow you rest up tn ok?"

Ankle: "Wow thanks, I love you bro"

Klay: "I love you too, relax for now"

Rocco: "Woof Woof motherfucker!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

did the liberals never stop playing with their barbies? actually wait, thats way healthier

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

TELL ME ABOUT THE BROWNIES, JILL

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I thought she said Kamala does the dougie

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I got some serious psychic damage from reading this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Sweet, man made horrors apparently and regrettably within human comprehension.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

for when you gaze long into the brunch, the brunch gazes also into you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

in my dreams, i'm dying all the time
then i wake, it's kaleidoscopic mind
i never meant to hurt you.
i never meant to lie.
so this is goodbye.
this is goodbye.
speech-r joever

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It's joever

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In my fantasies, Joseph and Vladimir have gay sex while a giant mural of Karl smiles down on them approvingly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

how-compelling my reaction to this information

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Reading this gave me brain damage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is like when you tell your kid that their dog went to live on a farm and is totally still alive.

Also, I'm glad they left that verse out of My Heart Will Go On

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

NO BARACKS ALLOWED

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Every moment this is on my screen I am saying “oof nggh arrgh oof” as my will-to-live meter drains