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[–] [email protected] 122 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Theres a house near me that has the 10 foot skeleton that they dress up for all the different holidays. Last year they got a second one. One of my favorite houses to looks at when I go by.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to be that house so bad!!!! With the giant skeleton t Rex but my husband says no and it's his house too so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There's a store near us the sells a giant metal T-Rex and I want it. But it's a couple thousand dollars. I'm sure it's worth it. But I can't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's a lottery win purchase if I've ever heard of one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

We have one with a giant rooster. Still debating it, but I'm worried my SO would kill me if I brought it home.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are you in Jacksonville? We have a skeleton house too haha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Im in CA and we have a skeleton house as well. I see it every day on my commute (its on one of the three roads you have to travel to get into the town). Its fun to se how creative they get with the costumes. Still dressed up for pride month last I drove by.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Nope but iIm glad theres another one out there in the world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

No! But im glad to know theres another pair out there somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shut up and salute the wolf.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

WE STAND FOR WOLF IN THIS HOUSE

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Recite the pledge of Awoo-gence

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (4 children)

She's fighting with the city over this? What city had rules for how you can decorate your property? I can see a draconian HOA having an issue with this, but I was under the impression the city never cares unless there's a code violation.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Depending on the city they can be every bit as petty. Especially small towns that want to appear higher class than they are.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

And the trashier a town is the more likely it is to have weird ordinances from back when they were trying to keep the trash out that they selectively enforce now.

Source: I came from a trashy small town.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My hometown has city ordinance over fences. They have a max height and need to not block the view of the houses too much. It's in place to keep the welcoming feel of the town iirc. So yeah depending on the place the city could be getting involved directly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'd fight that. Surely there's a fourth amendment argument there (e.g. I need it to be high enough that police looking over it would constitute an illegal search).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My city limits fence heights, but the limit is 1.8m. a cop would need to be pretty tall to see over

Anyway, if you want more height you could grow a hedge. Also if you don't like the setback rules, a hedge can regain all the lost front yard

We have a fair few hedges.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I happen to be 1.9m or so, so a 1.8m fence wouldn't do much to prevent me from looking over since that's right about my eye level. So I'd opt for the hedge.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

iirc one american city tried to jail a dude because he "wouldn't" (couldn't as he was old af and broke) mow his lawn.

I dont think he went to jail but it was taken to court

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

"freedom" for the few who can afford it. USA is a scam

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You've heard of werewolves of london, get ready for WEREWOLVES OF 'MURICA

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There's actually a series of films called An American Werewolf in London and An American Werewolf in Paris

Still waiting for the trilogy to be complete, starting to think they forgot about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

They went to Amsterdam and got too high to film it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Forgot about these movies. I will be watching An American Werewolf in London this evening.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Because nebolous housing rates are more important than everything else burning to the ground around them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn’t dressing up the warewolf reinforce the argument that it’s a seasonal decoration?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but the reason it was classified as seasonal was almost certainly to limit it to Halloween.

This makes it seasonal to whatever season it's dressed up as, which can be anything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also delays any legal action until the owner can figure out the next seasonal outfit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

August is a little tricky (floral shirt?), but there are plenty of good options after that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I'm hoping that tomorrow the owner will dress it in beachwear.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Good thing is always some kind of season

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Nope, a tree doesn't become seasonal just because you put lights on it in December. Dressing it up shows that the statue is a general uses decoration that can be customized for any season.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's become the new concrete goose. I see these still up and wonder if folks bothered to consider where they were going to store them before buying

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Im all for it leaving them up. Seeing a 15ft tall skeleton wearing a pride flag as a cape is a hoot and a half.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was a trend for a short while in the suburbs. Keep a concrete goose in your front yard and dress it up accordingly to the holiday or season. Early 2000's I think?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I should add that this was an American thing incase it isn't obvious

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is dressed like a war criminal

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Mr Wolf served his country and never did nobody any wrong (he got assigned to supply in Maryland)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

A similar thing happened with me. I didn't get any notice when I put a Santa hat on my skeleton but I did get a notice in early February for not taking them down yet. I was very tempted to put Valentine's attire on it and contest it but I think if I hadn't gotten the citation it would've been fine.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

A 'Murican werewolf in ~~London~~ Ohio

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
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