• Swimmer
• Wrestler
• Bodybuilder
• Boy scout
• Roman Catholic Parochial system

This is the gayest biography if there ever was one.

I’ve had my fair share of male on male dreams and that’s how I know I’m absolutely positively not a homosexual. I’ve never acted on a single one of those urges.

hang on, you’re constantly dreaming of gay sex and repressing ongoing gay urges and that is supposed to prove you’re not gay?

spending your life in catholic school isn't the "I'm not gay!!!" defense he thinks it is lol

However, I am a libertarian and I'm totally fine with people practicing love however they want on their own property.

You're not allowed to be gay if you're a renter

Edit: also the I am a libertarian bit makes it seem like he's cool with on their own property

Definitely a bit.

This is a bit. The guy in the profile picture is a neo nazi hacker named “weev” who’s affiliated with Sam Hyde and various Nazi forums and media outlets. He fled to Lebanon or some other Arab country after being arrested for hacking. It’s likely not weev himself, just another fan.

No way this isn’t a bit lol

Does anyone know the actor’s name? He has a fantastic ass.

Being bi or otherwise m-spec is so much easier because this never happens. A nice ass is a nice ass! Hell yeah.

in college, after class, i used to practice wrestling moves with my neighbor in his bedroom dojo. just 2-3 hours a day, then a quick shower together where sometimes we had gay sex, before going home to study and read the bible with my dad.

trust me, i would know if i was gay.

Couldn't be me

how do i achieve this ass shape for myself?

Hey guys, I may dream of getting railed by another man but I'm totally not gay.

That is a nice ass tho

Bro has had gay wet dreams and insists he's straight cause he's never acted on it. Someone please tell him what repression is.

I'm so not gay that I repress my gay urges

obvious bit

"I'm not gay! But there's not anything wrong with it."

~Jerry Seinfield

The rational response would be to watch gay porn and see if you're gay

Holding hands in the loan office filling out paperwork for a mortgage. "Oh boy in 20 years we get to kiiisssssss"

Read through waiting for the "Don't worry bro it's only gay if the balls touch”