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[-] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Rust and Bust.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The image was modified, I think the original said something like "we're gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio"

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

I'm still down.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Thats so much better 😭

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I think the original text was about ham radio.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Check this guy out, doesn't even have any radio equipment in his IDE

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

I think that's just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

My shoes were already off.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

So it's like slightly more responsible Python

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

But I'm scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can't I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you'll never want to leave. Never leave... Always elm.... Lovely lovely elm....

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Hey lady don't threaten me with a good time.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's funny because it's true.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

*cracks knuckles

My kind of evening...

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