I don't know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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I'm afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
Just a shot in the dark here... But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth...
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
Good point.
Maybe it'll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?
Pineapple is so metal, fucking fruit that tries to eat you back.
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo
It's actually not (just) the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly
Edit: acidic or not, it's definitely best not to put any sensitive parts of your anatomy in pineapple juice
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Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo
Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.
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I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order
Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo
Sentences you never thought you’d read.
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Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.
It's juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.
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No coconut? Coward
hes not fucking nuts
Beautiful
That's how you get maggots
Oh no vietnam flashbacks
"What's up everybody it's critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit"
I don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway
Somehow, the "sold out" is the worst part 😄
Dude, that's not what melon-baller means.
Where's the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
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Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
I believe that's a cantaloupe.
Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.
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Hard to tell if that's a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
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If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?
Your fruit fucking skills are remarkable.
I wish she'd post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3
I'm not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.
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