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[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (1 children)

hitler-detector whoa this thing is gonna break if it stays going off this much

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

When we hear about "blah blah blah", it's not a win, i-am-adolf-hitler

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To solve Europe's immigration problem one should just simply nuke Europe so that they no longer want to go to that cesspool.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The UK is doing a variant of this solution as we speak

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (3 children)

A wall of radiation won't cause any environmental issues don't worry about it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Radiation poisoning is a myth spread by the Trilateral Comission, there's nothing dangerous about radiation, it's how we have microwaves and the Incredible Hulk alex-aware

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

A wall of radiation will result in less refugees

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

weak-willed hitlerites are all about europe being "Strong" yet cower and cry at the prospect of people that mean them no harm being near them curious-marx

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

White people neanderthal DNA keeps them in this perpetual ‘hulk smash’ mentality. In some way, it’s not them making that choice. They are ontologically evil.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Recent studies show that neanderthals had music and culture, though.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Exposing yourself to massive amounts of nuclear fallout to own the migrants

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago

Seriously. "Let's irradiate the entire Mediterranean because I'm too racist to function"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wish people like this would be shunted It's A Wonderful Life style to a universe where the policies they want have been enacted with all the consequences they entail

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And once they live out that shitty reality where they face their consequences, they get a bonus round where they live one more reality as the people that they demonize, just to rub it in and maybe teach them a modicum of empathy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Ghost of Right-wing Future showing up in a spooky robe to dunk on them at their graveside.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

You mean this guy?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

If I don't get to live socialism the fascists don't deserve to either angry-hex

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I see fascism is alive and well across Europe

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

French here: definitely.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Isn't he British? We practically invented fascism, so it's no surprise

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Are you really trying to steal the invention of fascism from the dastardly It*lians

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When did westoids become so fucking brain-dead about nukes? Nuke this, nuke that, nuke whatever I'm looking at.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

6 August 1945 or thereabouts

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

"Gee ya know whatd be sick and cool and good? Killing millions upon millions!"

pain

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They already pay all those countries to build ~~concentration camps~~ immigrant overflow facilities, fascists are so uninterested in what their governments are doing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Fascists aren't satisfied until you do wholesale slaughter of immigrants.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

The Taliban should have redacted-1redacted-2 this mf

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

lol isn't this the guy who went to Afghanistan and captured by the Taliban?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Yea, unsurprisingly they found out that they actually have a lot in common and got along wonderfully

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

I liked him more when we all thought he had died in Afghanistan

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Let's make the land uninhabitable and force any survivors to become refugees, surely that will solve our immigration problem and not make it a hundred times worse.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Well he didn't talk about part two, which is sinking every single raft full of refugees and shooting anyone else to makes it onto sacred Europa's shores

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Counterproposal:

eu-cool qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The European race as if European history itself isn't a laundry list of the most bitter wars ever fought over dynasties, land disputes, and sovereignty from one another. If Europe had a collective soul, its immune system would ring alarm bells the second someone suggested fighting over race... again...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

And, let's not forget, several northern African invasions. North Africa is in our blood.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Shame the Taliban didn't just behead him while they had the chance

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Mao was right about these people

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a person of pure Angloid ™️ stock, I resent this tweet upon grounds of the inclusion of the inferior Mediterraneanoid races as European.

I propose moving the nuclear bomb line no further south than southern France

PS: Europeans are really on a tear recently with the racism. America has never looked so reasonable in comparison! Although we do have people advocating for nuking the Mexican border too so... damn. We need some unhinged Canadians advocating for nuking their southern border

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Europe sowing: fuck yeah

Europe reaping: wtf no

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

we'll send more

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