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Honk rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

alt-text“a Pontiac Vibe with a huge check engine light in the back window and a cluster of bumper stickers that read: remember if you honk all you honk at me i will honk if you get any closer you have to i honk honk if you will if myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”

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[-] [email protected] 171 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Laughed like an idiot at this, thanks

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

did you mean "honk honk, honke"?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Other than you (if you have notifications turned on) there's gotta be close to 0 people who'll ever see this, but here's a link to the comic: https://falseknees.com/comics/247.html

[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a GM product, it's factory

P0420 P0613

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As an owner of two GM products, yep. Constant pains in my ass. You'd think I'd have learned after the first one.

That said, the Pontiac Vibe was the result of a collaboration with Toyota and, while the Pontiac Vibe and the Toyota Matrix aren't the exact same car, I believe all models of the Vibe did come with toyota-built engines.

All this to say, the Pontiac Vibe was one of GMs better products, because it was more Toyota than GM.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

as someone who knows nothing about cars Pontiac Vibe sounds like a vibrator, wouldn't even be a first time a japanese vehicle company did both

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Actual photograph

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, now I get it.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Say what you will, but this person absolutely knows what they're about.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I also have been personally victimized by honk!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You said I could!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Call Honk! Attorney at honk!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

This got some serious Bottom Gear vibes

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Honk if you honk

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

is this a car or a goose?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This whole post is a vibe

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I miss /r/InfoWarriorRides.

And whatever the less-crazy one was.

... and /r/SchizophreniaRides, the waaay crazier one.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

InformedWarriorRide?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will...if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I had a strHONK trying to read those stickers.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh no it's HONKening!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Untitled Pontiac Game.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Assuming this is in America, we're full of Honkies.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They really do have a sticker for everyone

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If you honk at me I will get aroused

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

honks lightly

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just hiding a parking damage. Been there, done that too.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had a honk that you, um, you had, your, you- you honks, you'll honk, you- you honks, you honk, you honk him to honk you so much you honk do anything?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like with the right beat these lyrics are fire

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Undergoing severe semantic satiation here lads.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

what is this, Gamzee's car?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Honk Jesus honk

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