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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

White people will look you dead in the eyes and tell you that Palestinian children deserve to starve and then go drop a band on 3 different types of raw chicken feet and salmon fins to feed Bark Ruffalo, their goldendoodle with an uncannily human expression

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

"Bark Ruffalo" really got my cracker energy flowing

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Honestly I really appreciate the input because I came up with it on the spot and felt really proud of myself

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I got really mad at a hypothetical person who would name a dog that so it's very effective, well done

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

rat-salute at your service

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

someone has to have made a gentrification sign tier list, this is an S rank for sure

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Expensive pet stores, an abundance of yoga studios, boutiques, and salons, a flurry of ill-fated overpriced concept bars, Mexican restaurants run by white people that charge $7 for a taco, a brewpub with the most mid IPA you've ever tasted, fad restaurants in general (acai bowls or whatever the fuck), almost completely unused rooftop patios, a health food trend grocery store that charges 4X the price for basic goods (it replaced a local, much cheaper supermarket), the neighborhood suddenly gets nice sidewalks and transit (for the white people of course)

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bagel shops, fancy donut shops, fancy ice cream parlors, drinking chocolate shops, French-style bakery-cafes, cold-pressed juice shops, mediterranean cooking supply shop where everything comes in a <500mL container and mostly looks like it's there for the aesthetique

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hahahaha there are always an increasing number of way overpriced ice cream shops. It begins with 1 but they don't stop there! The rest are on-point too.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

almost completely unused rooftop patios

lmfao gottem

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The Mexican place has to also gentrify elotes and call it “Mexican street corn” and charge $12 per ear (yes the ends are cut off)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

We need to get hexbear’s best minds on this asap tbh

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

"Raw Dog Delivery" Service would make for a very interesting entry in a phone book.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

That’s your mom’s name in my contacts list

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Place looks like a cross of a butcher shop and the serial killers front so no one guesses he's feeding humans to dogs.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

thank you for expressing the deep unease i felt looking at these pics

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Not pictured, but next door to this is a wine-tasting bar.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

These places have to be money laundering schemes bro

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Maybe, but there are hordes of bougsie wine cave warriors in that area and a fuckton of tourists giving that place a plenty of real business.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even for gentrifying place standards that's a dogshit (lol) logo

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the food labels from Repo Man

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Pick n Pay is an actual supermarket retail chain in South Africa lmao

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

You leave Bark Ruffalo out of this he is an angel.

That window does need a brick tho

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

You need to throw a brick through their window to keep rent down.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I have a better Idea mao-wave

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

stores opening doesn't raise rents, landlords do

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Yes, but the best way to predict when a landlord increases the rent is usually tied to property value (which in turn influences property taxes). And the best way to tell if property value is going to go up is by paying attention to the kinds of stores opening up (or developments being built) in your neighborhood.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Thunder doesn't kill you, lightning does

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

i was on vacation with family in a "cool" capital city (tbh, it was p cool) but anyway there was a "cat cafe" near the hotel where my sister+her kid wanted to check out. they didn't partake, because apparently it costs like $20/person/hour to just go inside and drink drinks (~$10/drink) and if you want a cat to come over to you, you have to pay someone to bring it ($10) and then pay again to give it treats ($2/treat).

when they articulated all this to me, i was like, "wtf, was there even anyone in there?" and they said it had a few people in it but was mostly dead. like, i can see the appeal of being somewhere that there's a bunch of cats that might come up and hang out, but i cannot imagine paying for that, especially so much. like do the cat's cough off golden hairballs?

i used to live near a really cheap restaurant that had like a dozen feral cats always hanging around out behind it. i could get a meal and a few beers and all the cat attention in the world for like $6.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sit out on the stoop with a 40.

Drink: Doodle type dog

Dog in a stroller

Purebred "rescue" puppy

Kill your drink: Pit in a tutu

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Missing a few

Kill drink:

-Owner does not pick up after dog

-dog has leash stretched to the max and forces pedestrian going other direction to leave sidewalk

-dog acts aggressively towards other dog and both owners think “theyre playing!”

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That's like 75% of dog encounters on streets in Poland. 25% remaining point 2 don't apply because no leash.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

che-no: Bark Ruffalo

che-si: Karl Barx

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I wanted the first name last name double dog pun though

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We call him barky bark for fun

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Though he expresses some confusion about his part in the plan
And he can't understand that he's not in command
The decisions underwritten by the cash in his hand
Bought a sweater for his weimaraner, too
Now I'm no mad man but that's insanity

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The amerikan project creates this in exchange of millions of people not having clean water nor a home

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Doodle crosses are a genuine negative for society. I have lived with a standard (full size) poodle and they are really great dogs, but they're absolutely not a good fit for most dog owners. Poodles love attention. And they like barking for attention. A standard poodle (the most likely cross) barks at about 120db. Absolutely everywhere. Outside, enclosed spaces, right in front of your goddamn face. This is about 35 db louder than the threshold for hearing damage, and the decibel scale is logarithmic. I feel that largely burgerlanders do not train their dogs well and because of that, we have people who are constantly exposed to hearing-damage levels of sound multiple times a day inside their own living spaces. They can also be pretty intolerant of kids and they get nippy.

A poodle cross can combine those negatives with all the negatives of the breed they're crossed with. For example, I've also lived with a purebred Golden Retriever. This dog had seperation anxiety and chewed through a panel from a door in a night. But hey, at least they don't make you sneeze, right?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think that personally if you are allergic to dogs you maybe shouldn’t have one and just get a different pet

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