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Big Surprise (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 250 points 1 year ago

This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:

"Oh god! You're finally awake!!! Babe, you've been asleep for two years!!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Look how long you've been gone!"

"Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep."

"No it isn't! Look at my hair!"

"Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice."

I'm not good with details.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Same with me. Her hair suddenly was half as long - I didn't notice.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

My wife dyed her hair a totally different color and she got mad that I didn't say anything for a few days. Because I honestly didn't realize she did.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She really had long hair - did still look long to me after a lot was cut off.

[-] [email protected] 199 points 1 year ago

"Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?"

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Wow, you got em with that 2003 throwback.

God damn we're old.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

With the newgrounds link as well โค๏ธ

Of course they're all on YouTube nowadays

[-] [email protected] 155 points 1 year ago

I can see why he married her.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry a woman like her one day.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry ~~a woman like her one day.~~

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a girlfriend

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a ~~girl~~friend

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky

[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago

That was a good twist

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

"Then why am I still tired? Clearly I need a few more years of sleep."

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

"Nice, all plans cancelled with a valid excuse."

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Is this how the barbershop in GTA works

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

My husband shaved his beard when I was napping one day and came to wake me up. I had no idea who he was.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Watch La Moustache with him.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

You were trying to cross the border, right?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That would be a coma

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

โ€œOh my gawd! Your tiddies are sagging even more!โ€

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My first thought was "what the fuck"

Then I looked at who posted it and went "that's pretty tame actually"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

๐Ÿ˜Ž
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

So you are finally awake Link...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You ever be dating a girl with hair extensions and try to run your fingers through her hair? And that's how you found out she had extensions? Surprise! Hair extensions are bullshit.

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