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[–] 31 points 2 years ago

This is the future liberals want

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    What a horrible day to have eyes.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    How does man get prangent?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Thanks Urethra Franklin

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    God Bless America

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    God I wish they were me

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    i have so many questions starting off with why and how

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  • Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they'll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ugly couple. Who are they?

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