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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

This is the future liberals want

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How does man get prangent?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80's there's even a documentary film on it!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I wonder if he'll develop starch masks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

How is babby formed?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I heard getting pegnant can hurt!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I should be so lucky...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wh-where does it come out?!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ever see Junior?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Thanks Urethra Franklin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

His tiny ear!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That looks like something I'd draw tbh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

God Bless America

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i have so many questions starting off with why and how

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they'll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

God I wish they were me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ugly couple. Who are they?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Some dude who plays football all day, and a lady that loves to fly in air planes.